INCITES
Nathan, George
INCITES THE NUMBER WAS THIRTEEN By George Nathan George Romney's Machiavellian mumblings seem increasingly to obscure the essence of the man; though what appears as obfuscation might truly be...
...The Rambler mouths anemophilous ideology which, if ever published, would best be printed in disappearing ink to save him from embarrassment by historians...
...In truth Romney's philosophy has all the coherence, perspicacity, and intelligence of a swarm of flies on a rotting carcass...
...Romney's lack of cultivation marks him a social wetback...
...Commenting on the proposal that blood be sent to the Communist Viet Cong, California Gov...
...Creeping cancer of ambition, Romney's eternal infirmity, has left him febriley shallow and chronically unlearned...
...That is, the posts of Jewish and Indian members were filled without regard for higher votes that might have been cast for other candidates...
...A predilection for publicly regurgitating cliches and breaking out in tinhorn affability complete the syndrome...
...This affability exists symbiotically in his malignant ambition, which when frustrated progresses into puerile ill-temper...
...Callow, banal, and philosophically kinky Romney will naturally receive the New York Times' and Washington Post's nod for Republican presidential nominee...
...If the Republicans send Romney into the field against Lyndon Johnson, The Alternative will throw its full editorial might behind "Old Beagle Ears...
...Spinning from Durant he exited through the nearest door...
...And he is just as open-minded on civil rights, right-to-work laws, and, in fact, any issue on which the bovine vote...
...At a party thrown by former Justice Tom Clark for Lynda Bird and Capt...
...His stammerings on Vietnam typify those of one wholly innocent of insight into the mores and folkways of statecraft...
...Reporters, in chronicling Romney's public utterances, will best follow him about with reams of fly paper, for his handlers merely lead him before a gathering of suburbanite Yahoos and raise his lid, releasing blue green swarms of buzzing balderdash...
...even at truman capote's frolic he would be a convivial immigrant...
...First, members of the board were to be elected by poor persons among 52,000 residents of the section...
...at least Johnson's bungling is cultured...
...From Human Events Romney aspires to lead the Republic merely because he feels he should, not because he thinks he should...
...As the refulgent paladin of middle class America, laboring under the supernatural afflatus of Dale Carnegie, his babblings have exposed him nakedly as a protean clown — the excrescence of a body politic always fawning over appearances and sublimely neglecting substance...
...Negro members were chosen on the same basis...
...Bereft of any of the traditional vices (he looks on ardent spirits with arctic disdain) characterizing civilization, and lacking any culture beyond the pages of Time, Romney endemically appeals to the clods inhabiting mortgaged ranch-type homes tangential to awe-inspiring barbecue-pits and blissfully ignorant that America still needs a really good five-cent cigar...
...Ronald Reagan said: "I favor it, providing it is sent in the original container...
...Two weeks later, a final election was held in which 1,317 persons voted...
...From Human Events BLOOD TO VIET CONG...
...The sole indication that he ever possessed intellectual equipment came recently when he informed Americans of how nicely his cerebral cortex launders...
...though what appears as obfuscation might truly be divine revelation...
...No more erudite than Pogo, In the North Side section of Minneapolis, antipoverty officials bent over backwards to be certain that a policy-making board for a neighborhood center met all qualifications...
...In the end, the board met the rules on composition by having one Jewish, one Indian, seven Negro, and four white Protestant members...
...Cassius Clay President Johnson may be behind in the polls, but he has not fallen out of favor with himself...
...Rules required the board to have a Jew, a Negro, an American Indian and seven poor persons among its thirteen members...
...Then the remaining vacancies were allotted on the basis of vote counts...
...This year Romney surpassed the listed world record for political inconsistency previously held by Charles Percy...
...The Clarks were ecstatic...
...Realizing this, his lieutenants have designed a "Romney for President" button appropriately cut in a square...
...In 1965 he publicly reversed his view on negotiations three times in one month...
...and a sheepish Romney shortly emerged slinking ignominiously from the scene...
...In a recent altercation with prominent Michigan Republican, Richard Durant, Romney became incandescently heated...
...From the Richmond News Leader "Me—Whee...
...First, the results were categorized...
...Unfortunately the "nearest door" opened into a closet...
...Charles Robb, the President presented the Clarks with a little token of his affection: a small bronze bust of himself...
...A true picture of democracy at work...
...A primary election was held in which forty persons were nominated...
Vol. 1 • January 1968 • No. 4
