HOW GREEN GROW YOUR DUNES
Nathan, George
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...The Jordan River Forum flowed in torrents against them...
...8 FLOWER POWER AND LORD ACTON by Sam Giachana...
...Survey for yourself the political wasteland you inhabit...
...TO BARE THE WITNESS AND THE TRUTH INDEX HOW GREEN GROW YOUR DUNES by George Nathan...
...Here, only the spiritual nomads of the new left abide...
...Perhaps minatory flower power will eventually threaten black power, student power, and peace power compelling martin 1. king, the national student association, and doctor spock to declare a "power struggle...
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...Recently, while officiating a tedious senatorial debate, wheeler was detected reading a Photoplay magazine — which would have been a mark in his favor if he had not stumbled so noisily over the magazine's verbal complexities and gaped so notably over its fleshy daguerrotypes...
...Still, prp's pupils' government chose to neglect the views of its constituents...
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...He should be free to engage in offcampus political activity as long as his activity does not interrupt university affairs...
...As contrived by the new left, pupils' government has evolved into a cruel hoax which grows more ghastly by the week...
...Which is to question: why legalize marijuana, for it corrupts absolutely...
...Suffering communicative paralysis that at best rises to the level of pidgin English, the senators are incapable of coherent debate on any save the most childish issue...
...Attending senate confabulations primatially attired in rancid undershirt and moldy sport coat, his shaggy head adorned in beads, he could appear no more primitive had he a bone through his nose...
...Witness the senate's catatonia in dealing with the Dow Debacle...
...FLOWER POWER AND LORD ACTON By Sam Giachana If as Lord Acton's dictum advises, "power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely," what wonderous metastasis can we expect from flower power...
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...and M. Stanton Evans, represented Indiana as a cerebral ragamuffin...
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...3 INCITES by George Nathan...
...Shakily presiding over the elegiac senate is barry wheeler, recently exposed as little more than an orotund inebriate with a liking for Webster's shorter words...
...4 OVERKILL by Janis Starcs...
...which is to say corrupted...
...And whereas it will serve as a more salubrious, and certainly more attractive mode of raiment throughout the winter, THEREFORE: We do hereby propose, and solicit support for, The Student Committee to Tar & Feather guy r. loftman...
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...The official Soviet newspaper Izvestia has announced that the U.S.S.R., noted for its liberal views on "academic freedom," plans to publish J. William Fulbright's The Arrogance of Power, highly critical of U.S...
...and Herbert J. Muller...
...2 off the campus in his role as citizen...
...seems more concerned with maintaining the stainless steel image of "moderate republicanism" than with marshaling a resolute opposition...
...6 THE RELEVANCE OF THOMAS RILEY MARSHALL by George Washington Plunkitt...
...2 REVIEWS by R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr...
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...Go slumming any Thursday evening to pupils' senate — a mobile target for urban renewal...
...When prp's bills are not absolutely comic they are obscene, and IMPACT...
...Or can any flower be intrinsically beautiful if, in August and September, it causes grief to exploited minorities...
...The effete dunes roll and shift to the horizon, sound politics obviously cannot take root here...
...One need not be a student of George Gallup to note that overwhelming pupil sentiment favored even stricter action against these political spooks...
...These freedoms are too valuable to be held in escrow by the university...
...We will send, posthaste, your membership card and news of subsequent committee developments...
...Thirty-five crazed pacifists expressed their disdain for constitutional amendments one, four, five, six, nine, and ten by squatting in the Business School corridor and costing twenty-six thousand pupils untold thousands in legislative appropriations, yet the senate — exercising that fastidious prudence which has subsumed more than one politician to the class of harold stassen — haltingly censured Dean Shaffer's nauseatingly fair treatment of the swine...
...He has, during his brief (Continued on Page 11) THE STUDENT COMMITTEE TO TAR & FEATHER guy r. loftman —Whereas guy r. loftman, a public nuisance, has, in televised debate with those distinguished editors, R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr...
...As flower power grows will it enter the Churches, liberating those efflorescent brethren rooted in inescapable adoration to insensate icons of a fading age...
...History suggests a much less dramatic denouement more approximate to Lord Acton's pronouncement...
...3 VIEWS ON MUSIC by Frank Octave Brunell...
...In the year of Our Lord, 1968, the Mark Hanna Natural Gas Award is presented to Larry Canada Jr...
...but I think the university may, if it chooses, decide that a panty raid is not a logical means for the biology student to learn his subject...
...Pupils' government is neither a government nor a responsive barometer of pupil opinion, prp's participatory democracy has failed to nurture a climate of political sensitivity...
...Subscriptions cost $1.50, and all correspondence (manuscripts, subscriptions, threatening letters, federal grants, etc...
...These must be protected and respected...
...Flower power will freely germinate in the suburbs, on the campuses, and in the now bronzed slums, thus becoming a weed...
...Can any other university claim a more arid political climate...
...Under its present leadership, pupils' government would better convene in Showalter Fountain — if, that is, the fish would not object...
...There is no suitable trustee for the political liberties of the citizen, whether student or teacher...
...should be sent to The Alternative in care of the Activities Desk, Memorial Union, Bloomington, Indiana 47401...
...In the final analysis, however, the university may justifiably limit the activities of the student while he is on the campus if the university believes such activity is antithetical to the purposes for which the student enrolled...
...11 Qtxuu tyouk JbuHei By George Nathan We are being schooled in a political Sahara...
...A bud springing from the juiceless sands withers immediately under a burning sun of apathy and confusion...
...By enrolling in the university, the student does not abandon his rights as a citizen...
...Witness the gaping primate enshrined as chief executive of the pupils' government...
...The fog index matches the air pollution records of Pittsburgh and Levittown...
...The question of what activity is or is not part of the legitimate and relevant educational process is, of course, a difficult one...
...HOW GREEN GROWS YOUR DUNES (Continued from Page 2) tenure, far surpassed the rhetorical bathos of george romney, george Wallace, or the kennedy kabal combined...
...And for those of you with decomposing blue blazers, we are designing a special porcelain crest...
...Rush application and $.50 dues to acting chairman Jefferson Davis, The Alternative, No...
...foreign policy...
...Yet, at Indiana, such a decision would probably provoke guy loftman to declare a war of national liberation...
...The student is entitled to the same rights as any other member of the community...
...5 LIFE IN THE MULTIVERSITY by Tom Charles Huston...
...Can we expect all the flowers, in future Pete Seeger folksongs, to goose step to San Francisco, there to become potted and the models for artificial flowers which, overshadowing their prototypes, will dominate and endure...
...He should be free to speak, to associate, and to assemble for redress of grievances...
Vol. 1 • January 1968 • No. 4
