The Continuing Crisis

CRISIS *February deliquesced into March, and the Democrats' lying matches continued with unparalleled lubricity as the various Jeremiahs and Messiahs sashayed into New Hampshire for...

...Luigi Barzini died at 75...
...Jackson--and this opera bouffe will only end in a sublime culmination on a convention floor in San Francisco in the heat of summer...
...Jackson called him ~ "the master of deceit," while the Hon...
...It seems to me to typify the Republican-in-Washington attitude to be pleasantly surprised at losing less than one might...
...Jimmy Carter's Vice President was soundly thumped by George McGovern's 1972 campaign director...
...But why not try it anyway...
...The Supreme Court decision upheld the presumption of guilt, even if it did limit its ruling to the specific program at issue...
...Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., was given two years probation on a heroin charge, such is the pathological mentality of Kennedyites...
...In Sao Paulo, Brazil two elderly burglars, "trying," according to authorities, "to relive the good old days when both had reputations as being among the city's most skilled burglars," were caught flagrante delicto owing to infirmities mainly associated with old age...
...Why not round up the Schedule A lawyers hired by Jimmy Carter, show them the door, and replace them with Republicans...
...This decision was apparently made by Mr...
...month the only candidates who might be classified as wholesome were out of the running and broke...
...Or are Republicans too timid to consider such a thing...
...Now there is testimony sure to electrify that San Francisco convention hall...
...Finally, I notice that Eastland says nothing about my original complaint that Mr...
...Tl~e Rev...
...Jackson and the Hon...
...Observed the authoritative Hendrick Smith in the New York Times on the very day of the New Hampshire primary: "With Senator John Glenn continuing to fade and no new challenger emerging strongly, Walter F. Mondale now holds the most commanding lead ever recorded this early in a Presidential nomination campaign by a non-incumbent, according to the latest New York Times/CBS News Poll . . . . The findings were made known on the eve of the nation's first primary election today in New Hampshire in which all eight of the Democratic candidates are competing...
...He will be on an eightday mission with two Soviet cosmonauts, both, doubtless, heavily armed...
...In fact as March wore on they were reduced to being mere hacks for the fabulists, and they dul~ reported the Rev...
...Hart charged that the administration was "one of the most marginally ethical in our lifetime...
...Carlos Mello was repeatedly beaten by his wife for three days...
...There, of course, are two more lies for you, yet in the news forums no one calls either of these men a liar, probably because objective truth has no place in our public morality...
...On the celebrity front, Miss Alessandra Mussolini, granddaughter of the man himself, changed roles when opponents of her famous ancestor rebelled at her portrayal of a victim of his regime in the movie The Assisi Underground...
...Feminist and liberal disappointment cannot disguise the fact that the verdict in the Hillsdale/Grove City case was a victory for those seeking expanded federal control over our lives...
...Smith has done little or nothing with his Schedule A hiring capacity (this refers to experts, not subject to Civil Service regulations...
...That Silver Springs, Maryland restaurant ordered by the local tyrants of the Montgomery County Human Relations Commission to end its diabolical "Ladies Night" is offering discounts to patrons of either sex who arrive properly attired on "Skirt and Gown Night...
...His wife did not allow him to sleep during this same period," the cops report, "and when he tried, she grabbed his genitals (and) pulled, squeezed, and twisted them until he could not stand the pain any longer and he would just stay awake...
...Jerry Lee Lewis suffered uncontrollable vibrations and was rushed once again to a Memphis hospital...
...And the eminent Washington Post reports (continued on page 47) 6 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR MAY 1984 of California...
...By the end of March only three were left, all of whom sounded surprisingly like candidate Henry Wallace of Campaign '48, and two of whom had by the end of March proved themselves to be blatant liars of a sort that would not have been tolerated by the pundits or even the pols in prior decades, and they had tolerated Woodrow Wilson and Franklin Delano Roosevelt...
...CRISIS *February deliquesced into March, and the Democrats' lying matches continued with unparalleled lubricity as the various Jeremiahs and Messiahs sashayed into New Hampshire for the Republic's first actual primary and then on across the country, always gabbling madly and almost never uttering a true statement...
...Yet not one of them pauses.to observe that proven liars are proven liars...
...Rakesh Shama, will perform yoga while strapped to scientific instruments that measure weightlessness...
...And an apt vice presidential candidate I'nay be found in New Bedford, Massachusetts where police report that 80-year-old Mr...
...Hart's charges that it was Ronald Reagan's integrity that was at issue...
...70, and in Rome Mr...
...Then kaboom...
...There has been no demonstration, or even allegation, that these colleges had discriminated in the administration of federal aid to students...
...Smith's deputy, Ed Schmults, and by Ed Meese...
...RET _9 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ . . . . . . . . . . . . THE CONTINUING CRISIS (continued from page 6) that Wang Laboratories Inc...
...The battle was joined and throughout the rest of the month these two insufferable gasbags competed to establish which was more gifted in empathizing with the needs and aspirations of a New York City bag lady...
...Hart had repeatedly lied about the origins of his weird biographical refurbishments...
...Do not be gurprised if the Democratic acceptance speech is made by a man wearing a diaper and carrying a baseball bat, and do not be surprised if the diaper falls off while Mr...
...Certainly the boy senator's standing as presidential material shot up last month when his nephew, Mr...
...Moreover, so plentiful now are the cranks in the Democratic party that by the end of the...
...Dan Rather interviews him...
...Jackson had repeatedly lied about his ethnic slur and that the Hon...
...And two Czechoslovakians have come down with Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome_9 eFinally late in the month word came from Moscow that the first Indian in space, Mr...
...Imagine, over the next months we shall be hearing the competing sobs and whines of Mondale, Hart, and the Rev...
...A miracle took place...
...John Neumann, a "brilliant" Harvard undergraduate who had discovered "inner beauty and peace" through the spiritual manuals of a California cult, apparently could stand it no longer ar/d leaped from the Manhattan Criminal Courts building to his death, despite having been an avid jogger...
...But they were presumed guilty because they had refused to sign forms assuring that they were not so discriminating...
...Nevertheless none of the investigative journalists nor any of the less specialized members of the press could bring themselves to observe the obvious, to wit: that the Rev...
...If it did, it would be at the expense of sentimentality, thus inhibiting the journalists from feeling as grand as fairy godmothers whenever they write on public matters...
...I know there would be a squawk from the Washington Post...
...Egads, it has been a morbid race...
...oIn truth, the journalists have been hornswoggled repeatedly in this campaign...
...Harry W. Ryder, the noted physician and authority on the physiology of running, died of the usual heart attack at THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR MAY 1984 47...
...In New York City Mr...
...is suing WASH-FM for $10 million because the station used the computer company's name "in a degrading manner," broadcasting a bogus commercial for the company that identified "the word 'Wang' with the male sexual organ...
...Quite possibly his name will be Kennedy...
...9 In faraway Antelope, Oregon the city council has renamed its dump the Adolph Hitler Landfill and Recycling Station and its fire station the Jesus Fire Hall, in an effort to recognize people who have had "a profound impact on mankind...
...Here we are, well into America's healthiest economic recovery in history, and the Democratic contenders for the presidential nomination are depicting America as a land of oppression, disease, and destitution...
...Anyone can call the President of the United States anything and the dullards in the press credulously pass it on...

Vol. 17 • May 1984 • No. 5


 
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