The Continuing Crisis
oOn the last weekend in November San Francisco's famous Condor Club reopened without its killer piano. The piano, which would take off toward the ceiling as ecdysiast Carol Doda was finishing...
...government (the FBI, Treasury, Customs, etc...
...oOn December 10 the masked politicians at the National Organization for Women dropped their masks and revealed themselves as rather conventional Liberals when they endorsed the presidential candidacy of Walter "Fritz" Mondale, the legendary pea inspector from Elmore, Minnesota...
...Rather it is sexual discrimination against women and therefore actionable...
...Greer's flat statement that Irish Northern Aid (Noraid) sends arms to the IRA is, in plain "Errglish," a blatant liel For the past twelve years, every investigative agency of the U.S...
...Ferrozzo's expiry...
...The authorities censored Sinn Fein manifestoes...
...In a class action suit filed on behalf of adoptees in San Francisco, California, Mr...
...Martin Bradford has asked $100 million from the makers of Cabbage Patch dolls, arguing that the repulsive things ridicule and humiliate adopted persons...
...Fair's fair, you know...
...has been working desperately to obtain evidence to this effect...
...Ferrozzo unable to breathe and the petite Miss Hill unable to vamoose...
...How then does he explain that in the last election, Sinn Fein candidates received more than 42 percent of the popular vote among the nationalist people...
...1. The Election Figures: 1918...
...David Susskind is being sued by a disgruntled employee who says he reneged on a job offer because of her enormous girth...
...Today Provisional Sinn Fein has no electoral support of any weight in the Republic of Ireland, and very little in Ulster, where their wretched ward-sized successes have generally rested on a split or intimidated vote...
...Shortly after the film portrayed that state being turned into an overused barbecue pit by nuclear weapons, support for British nuclear weapons rose a full percentage point...
...Wilson gone...
...From December 30 on every pornographer in Minneapolis will be dodging sexual discrimination suits...
...Miss Hill disrobed and hopped onto the piano...
...Brian Harris will be barred from that country's General Optical Council...
...The presence of Ronald Reagan there along with the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS disquieted them all the more...
...For your own sake, I hope you weren't foolish enough to pay Mr...
...Well, while Eastern Airlines is trying to decide how to get passengers into a plane to be flown by Miss Ulane, I suggest Judge Grady show us that his integrity is copper bottom and take Miss Ulane out for an evening of ballroom dancing...
...Every Republican paper had been suppressed...
...In nine-county Ulster, the Unionists commanded but 265,111 votes, compared with a combined national total of 177,557...
...He died diving for junk from a friend's yacht that was moored unpretentiously at a slip in Marina del Rey...
...He was a genius, a prophetic lyricist who walked with us as our Bermuda shorts gave way to cutoff Levis and there gathered in Time's secret chambers all the wonders that this metamorphosis was to bequeath to us--no, to compel really...
...Upon being discovered at 7:30 a.m...
...Believing that the time has arrived when Ireland's voice for the principle of untrammelled self-determination should be heard above every interest of party or class, Sinn Fein will oppose at the Polls every individual candidate who does not accept this principle...
...oThe Soviet Union is facing a wave of urban terrorists, to wit: politically motivated hat removers...
...By 1972 it could be demonstrated that Northern Ireland's Catholics constitute an absolute majority constantly impending but never (continued on page 45) THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR FEBRUARY 1984 5...
...Yuri V. Andropov remained in the hands of his quacks...
...While the article is loaded with gross errors, misinterpretations, and outright falsehoods, I shall zero in on only two of them...
...by janitor Mr...
...On the other hand he was cleared of having assaulted his wife with a plate of coleslaw, much to the relief of the United Kingdom's vegetarians of whom there are many...
...It remains curiously unstressed not just in Britain but everywhere that Ulster is reported that the real constituency of Irish terrorist groups is foreign...
...The only broad popular support for the provisional IRA, Sinn Fein, and the INLA [Irish National Liberation Army] is not Irish but American [Greer's emphasis...
...It was a heavy blow, but friends and supporters were consoled by the Hon...
...Take his assertion that the Sinn Fein "has no backing in the north...
...To date, they have failed to do so...
...In case we do not all know which Germans he means, he also mentions the "British statesman whose name was Neville Chamberlain" who dealt with, well, "Hitler...
...Walter Long Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Herb Greer's "The Boys of the I.R.A...
...Known as Dr...
...Joseph P. Wall Philadelphia, Pennsylvania The British (dis) Information Service really put one over on you this time...
...In the six northeastern counties, their local majority was 255,819 to 116,888...
...Sinn Fein, with 47 percent of ballots cast, won 70 percent of the seats...
...Do you think a Mr...
...Talk about moral dilemmas...
...In so doing the oaf also accidentally tripped on the piano's lift switch, and as the couple rose to the heights of passion the piano rose too until it had the lovers pinned to the ceiling with Mr...
...Herb Greer's piece of crude propaganda ("The Boys of the I.R.A.," The American Spectator, November 1983...
...Anyone familiar with British tactics in this area could see what was going on...
...they arrested its director of elections...
...President Reagan accepted full responsibility for the lax security that allowed the terrorist bombing of Marine headquarters in Beirut, and Mr...
...How will Our Generation face the long train of morrows strung before us with so many of our sages now kaput...
...Of the Irish total of 1,526,910 votes, the Unionists could amass but 315,394--about 20 percent...
...it represents the old tradition of nationhood reasserting the inalienable right of the Irish Nation to sovereign independence, reaffirming the determination of the Irish people to achieve it, and guaranteeing within the Independent Nation equal rights and equal opportunities to all its citizens...
...Islamic saints continue to take credit for car bombs that are sending ever more Arabs to their happy hunting ground...
...He condemns the Irish rebels' "implacable drive to domination" and warns against the "Irish-American Bund" and Irish-Americans' "German-style blood-and-soil rhetoric...
...The whole thing was such an obvious propaganda ploy...
...that even inside the six counties of British-ruled Northern Ireland a local Roman Catholic actual majority's emergence has been barred only via gross governmental discrimination...
...This madness must end...
...oNineteen eighty-three evanesced into 1984, and many of the Liberal brethren, awed by the vast intelligence capacities of computers and other technological marvels, spoke portentously of the Orwellian dusk failing upon Washington, D.C...
...Apparently Minneapolis lawmakers have discovered that in pornographic literature the roles of men and women are not "gender-free," as the phrase would have it...
...It is not a question of taste or morals...
...James Ferrozzo, 44...
...And in Chicago, Illinois, federal court judge John Grady peered over his desk at the astonishingly unbecoming Miss Karen Ulane, an Eastern Airlines pilot who was fired after undergoing a surgical "sex change...
...the complete electoral machinery--and the Post Office--were controlled by the British...
...Back in the United States the Hon...
...Why don't you at least give Noraid a chance to reply...
...Ye gads, some of us are inconsolable...
...Sinn Fein won 47 percent of the Irish popular vote when the percentage of voters itself was 73 percent, 27 percent abstaining...
...Savor this one...
...On they proceeded in their demented procession through the decades, demanding state intrusion into every interstice of private life even as they exalted themselves above the rabble by admonishing against shocking encroachments upon our liberties...
...Miss Aycock created the masterpiece nearly a decade ago while she was one of the college's artists-in-residence and a constant candidate for many innovative Oxydol commercials...
...moreover, the parliamentary Nationalists of the United Irish League also retained six seats, four of them due to prior agreement that Sinn Fein would withdraw from their constituencies...
...Herb Greer wrote that article or do you think it was written by a British civil servant specializing in smearing Her Majesty's supposed enemies...
...Does anyone really think that even the Irish are clever enough to outsmart the whole American government...
...I would suspect that he has already received his compensation from Her Royal Highness's Information Service...
...and the mind conjures up all that he meant to us...
...Greer for this claptrap...
...All she could do was holler, and that did very little good...
...Angel Vicente, she remained trapped beneath her lifeless Romeo for two hours and forty-five minutes while a small army of technicians--their eyes modestly turned from the piano--struggled to free its mechanism...
...Thus when at least 16 hat removers arrived at Moscow's Pushkin Square on December 10, International Human Rights day, and committed their atrocities the police moved right in and bundled the fiends down to the calaboose or the loony bin for a little electric shock treatment...
...With no regard for public safety whatsoever, anti-Soviet dements now surreptitiously enter public places and simply remove their hats in a political gesture that authorities believe is the first step down a slippery slope toward such horrors as public speeches and car bombs...
...The heart of his case is a hash of half-truths: Even during the period after World War I, in the last election before partition, the extreme Republicans secured only a minority of the vote...
...The nationalist minority in the six northeastern counties (one-third) hence greatly surpassed the Unionist minority in Ireland overall (one-fifth...
...TAS, November 1983) in just one page of print makes emotion-laden references to America's "professional shamrockers" with their "racist version of Anglo-Irish history," and to the Provisional Sinn Fein's "killer clones...
...The 1918 election made a poor case for exclusion of the six counties from a united, independent Ireland . . . . 2. The Permanently Impending Catholic Majority...
...RET The I.R.A...
...On December 28 Dennis Wilson, drummer and songwriter for the Beach Boys, passed away under tragic circumstances: twelve feet of the Pacific Ocean that he knew and loved so well...
...I'm disappointed that you were dumb enough to let yourself be used by a foreign government intent on planting a story in the American media...
...The minute they do, you can be sure they will close Noraid down tight...
...In Chicago, Illinois Roman Catholics were called upon to lump abortion, nuclear warfare, and capital punishment into the same bouillabaisse and scowl at it by Joseph Cardinal Bernardin, the celebrated dyslogician...
...Yes, the berobed dolt concluded, Miss Ulane is all woman, a victim of sexual discrimination and worthy of reinstatement with back pay if the labors of the Founding Fathers have any meaning at all...
...So lost has the ritualistic Liberal become in abstract delusions about male and female biology that by contrast even a smut peddler's grasp of the subject is closer to the truth...
...The piano, which would take off toward the ceiling as ecdysiast Carol Doda was finishing her act on it, was the stage for a bizarre romantic tryst earlier in the month that left Miss Teresa Hill naked and pinned for several hours beneath the fully-clothed body of her Romeo, the late Mr...
...and Irish Nationalism I am really surprised to see The American Spectator, which prides itself on its somewhat cynical realism, taken in by Mr...
...This was achieved by a hastily organized campaign conducted under constant harassment by the British occupation forces...
...None, incidentally, paused to acknowledge which political aggregation has since the 1930s blithely multiplied the federal government's powers and responsibilities...
...and in England "The Day After," though uhpopular with television viewers, seems to have confirmed the average Englishman's mindless prejudice against Kansas...
...Neutral observers believe the Sinn Fein percentage will be far higher in the next election...
...Greet at least thrice refers to Northern Ireland's Republican "cabals" without recognizing that peaceful majority rule has been deliberately prevented by the British...
...But election figures and demographic data demonstrate that the principle of majority rule has mandated an independent, united Ireland...
...The 1918 British General Election Manifesto of the Standing Committee of Sinn Fein (as passed by the Dublin Castle Censor) provided: Sinn Fein stands for the nation...
...They are "gender-specific," and ipsofacto unconscionable...
...Shortly thereafter the remaining Beach Boys released the statement, "We are saddened by the sudden death of Dennis Wilson...
...Some 48 of Sinn Fein's candidates were held in jail...
...Maybe they even wrote it...
...And so he is gone...
...John W. Jenrette Jr., formerly a U.S...
...Gringo members of the idealistic animal rights movement must have cheered when Nebraska Wesleyan University held its annual "Rat Olympics," an event bound to restore the dignity of one of the world's noblest and most maligned Rodentia...
...Evil Eye by wowsers, he was convicted recently of entering into illicit sex with maidens who under the influence of drugs signed their genital privacy away in contracts...
...Jenrette's statesmanlike demeanor--"I certainly have no desire," he notified the judge, "to overburden the overcrowded prisons I read about...
...but apparently in the early hours of November 23, after the Condor had closed, the two were having a nightcap when Cupid ambushed them...
...and that the local Catholic community of the 1980s is more and more turning to its revolutionary wing: the revolutionary nationalists of the Provisional Irish Republican Army...
...9 ,While on the subject of the Liberal mysteries let it be noted that one of their darkest mysteries became even more inscrutable in December when Liberals in Minneapolis, Minnesota, counseled and abetted by feminist theoretician Andrea Dworkin, broke with some twenty years of obfuscation and finally defined pornography...
...Finally, from Britain comes word that controversial Dr...
...The polling booths were watched by both the military and the police...
...When police arrived Miss Hill was in her cups and unable to assist them in re-creating the precise circumstances of Mr...
...Saddened...
...representative from South Carolina, was sentenced to two years incarceration for his Abscam conviction...
...In Williamstown, Massachusetts it has now been confirmed that that mound of earth that 4 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR FEBRUARY 1984 a Williams College work crew bulldozed last summer was actually one of modern sculptress Alice Aycock's early works...
...The coalition in Britain won two-thirds of the seats in the British House of Commons with but 47.6 percent of the popular vote, in an election in which 41 percent of the electorate failed to vote...
...All Irish newspapers were under censorship...
...Ferrozzo, who had always prided himself a natty dresser, removed only his hat and embraced her...
...Of 105 candidates returned for Ireland, 73 were Sinn Feiners and only 26 were Unionists...
Vol. 17 • February 1984 • No. 2
