The Continuing Crisis
Lesbians," Sexually Transmitted Diseases 8 (supp): 330, 1981; 3) Wilcox, R.R.: "Sexual Behavior and Sexually Transmitted Disease Patterns in Male Homosexuals," British Jourhal of Venereal...
...For (continued on page 47) THE CONTINUING CRISIS oSeptember has vanished, and wherever the Hon...
...And Washington's virtue patrols led by the upright Senator Howard Metzenbaum, a parking lot millionaire, may be turning their scrutiny on Mr...
...Former President Jimmy Carter turned up in Harlem, hammer in hand, to rebuild a derelict tenement dwelling and to give personal testimony to some weird facet of his New Age Christian esotery...
...Now if Mr...
...eSports fans throughout the West were disappointed when Iran again delayed its long-awaited offensive against Iraq, both powers settling instead for the more conventional Islamic tactic of ambushing civilian tankers in the Persian Gulf...
...In a follow-up on one of the most memorable stories ever to appear in this column, Miss Linda Jean Loftin, the lesbian who fathered a child (Sparkle Christel) by artificially inseminating her lover (Miss Mary Elizabeth Flournoy) with a turkey baster fortified with semen from her brother (Opel Ronald), has been granted visitation privileges...
...Greene's only justification for describing the Americano as noisy is that by comparison the British male is quite restrained, usually owing to the fact that he is so unaccustomed to speaking in mixed company and that, be he like Mr...
...Carter ever apologize for his Nicaraguan yawp or for criticizing a sitting American President during Mr...
...It was goofball Carter at his best, dressed like a garbage man, smiling like a lunatic, promising to take his tool box next to Nicaragua where "We've got a lot of friends . . . . We want the folks down there to know that some American Christians love them and that we don't all hate them...
...Jacob A. Stein...
...In London an Iranian diplomat discomfited residents of an unusually quiet neighborhood by slaughtering a sheep in a curbside ritual in front of his domicile, and now there is evidence that the Ayatollah's holy disciples may have infiltrated the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries...
...Two members of the Department sent to a Baton Rouge shopping center to free three baby raccoons from a trash dumpster clubbed them to death much to the astonishment of shoppers, dozens of whom had gathered 'round the dumpster with their expectant tots all hoping to see the cute little arboreal Carnivora gambol off into the nearby wilderness...
...Perhaps she could realize her goal by claiming that she is an intellectual, inattentive to matters of dress, and more absorbed with philosophical inquiries into questions of the sublime and the beautiful or of supply-side economics...
...oPeace group~ derived surprisingly little comfort from the Navy's admission that between a quarter and a third of its Sidewinder and Sparrow missiles are unserviceable...
...Hem, hem...
...Andrei Gromyko with him...
...Well, perhaps he did, but he probably also said that he had quite forgotten who put his shoes on the morning of the interview and that his trousers were once again inexplicably sopping wet...
...So fevered did he become that the President rushed to placate him with a telephone call...
...Finally, not only did Mr...
...3) Wilcox, R.R.: "Sexual Behavior and Sexually Transmitted Disease Patterns in Male Homosexuals," British Jourhal of Venereal Diseases 57: 167, 1981...
...Truman, you rascal...
...Now things have changed, and thanks to the Solomonic wisdom of Alameda County Superior Court Judge Demetrius P. Agretalis, the Republic's first turkey-basterconceived love child will have a proper male role model...
...Edwards in this issue and perhaps re-read his own (by the way, one of the aims of the framers of the Constitution was to promote the general welfare...
...Arvin, a critic and author, will have to live with this infamy for the rest of his life...
...Barry wants to see a real example of "shrillness" and "bigotry" he should read the letter from Mr...
...Has the old boy forgotten tea time at Brown's Hotel with all the mule-faced English ladies yakking idiotically as they wolf down the low-grade victuals that on that esurient isle pass for delicacies...
...and let him bring his friend Mr...
...Carter's trip to Japan...
...The prize is to be called "The Truman Capote Award for Literary Criticism in Memory of Newton Arvin," and apparently Mr...
...Stein, whose Adlai Stevenson bow ties had for years placed him above suspicion in the Washington community, is the independent counsel who issued a 385-page report last month vindicating White House counsel Edwin Meese of all charges and rumors against him, including the cuff-link caper...
...William Rider became the first husband in U.S...
...The expensive contraption is the epitome of New Age Liberal idealism, its advocates even having rejected the Reaganites' plans for fitting it with pay toilets in fulfillment of their pay-as-you-go philosophy...
...This month his gaga corpse was quoted in London's Sunday Observer as having said that Ronald Reagan is " a m e n a c e . . , as extreme as anyone in the Kremlin" and that Americans are "noisy and incredibly ignorant of the world...
...Mondale campaigns these thankless days he declaims: "I'm not trying to get elected President by hiding from the American people...
...Jon Tillinghast notified police that he had treated the man for a severe bite on the genitals, is suing the doctor for $2.5 million in damages, claiming that Dr...
...Mondale's foreign policy that the Soviet diplomat was eager to assist him...
...Tillinghast's unauthorized report led to his unfortunate jugging...
...Possibly he should return to North Oaks, Minnesota and conduct the kind of front porch campaign that served the great Harding so well and McKinley before that...
...4) Harry, J., de Vail, W.B.: TheSocial Organization of Gay Males (New York: Praeger, 1978...
...But no, thwack, thwack, and these professionally trained conservationists had created coonburger...
...history to be convicted of raping his wife, despite the fact that feminists have argued passionately that every child in the land is the offspring of a rapist...
...The couple broke up in 1980, probably owing to the continual publicity that followed their simple proclamation of love on "The Phil Donahue Show" with Phil earnestly presiding...
...That piece of impertinence notwithstanding, late in the month Jimmy went into a dreadful snit when he perceived the President's remarks on the September 20 bombing of our Beirut Embassy as a criticism of the Carter 6dministration's stewardship of the Central Intelligence Agency...
...Edwards I can only extend pity that he chooses to put his name to the nonsense he has written...
...Mondale become by the end of September that a photo session with the Soviet foreign minister seemed helpful, and it tells us something about the prudence of Mr...
...RET THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR NOVEMBER 1984 7...
...Imagine, describing the average Americano as "noisy...
...To Mr...
...David Johns Bryson, a convicted rapist who was arrested after Dr...
...Nonetheless the plucky beauty vows to clear her name, having declared in the September 10 issue of People, " . . . I am not a slut, and somehow I am going to make people believe me...
...More lascivious pictures of the former Miss America, Vanessa Williams, have appeared in Penthouse magazine, and now come reports that somehow the foul Mr, Guccione has procured shots of Miss Williams scantily clad in leather and chains for his January issue...
...Though Miss Loftin had paid child support over the years, young Sparkle Christel's mother would not allow visitation privileges, fearing as she did for Sparkle's moral life...
...If the polls tell us anything it is that the more he campaigns the lower he slumps in the esteem of the electorate...
...If this strategy proves ineffectual, let him try the back porch...
...Perhaps the time has come for hiding...
...Yet did Mr...
...So desperate had Mr...
...Green a disciple of leftist flumdiddle, he now has no one left to listen to him...
...Truman Capote have the bad grace to die while being a house guest at the home of Johnny Carson's ex-wife, but in his will the cad established an annual award for literary criticism...
...oThe senescence of Graham Greene continues to be exploited by unscrupulous journalists...
...In Oklahoma City Mr...
...The heliomaniacs of the state of Washington are triumphant after having the National Park service install a $30,000 solarpowered comfort station atop Mount Rainier...
Vol. 17 • November 1984 • No. 11
