The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS June passes, and the luminous image of a silver-haired Pope in Poland is intaglioed on the minds of millions of Americans. Bravely facing down the bully boys of a demented...
...Then again, perhaps a stretch on a medieval rack or a brisk tumble in a giant clothes dryer would have retrieved the situation', but none of Dr...
...Despite his lawyer's explanation that Mr...
...For that matter neither has anyone here at home...
...Jack Meyers $5 plus court costs for driving a motorized cart on city streets in violation of local codes...
...Possibly a blast to the lower lumbar vertebrae would have saved him or a drop kick to the rib cage or a fall from a five-story building...
...When he objected they naturally grew more aggressive and gave chase, but this surely was no reason for him to denounce them as members of "fascist groups using Nazi methods...
...What stifles those who once believed in Camelot, the Great Society, the Wonderboy of Plains, Georgia...
...The crowd, numbering in the thousands and representing a rainbow of French opinion, had spotted Mr...
...The Hon...
...Frank Caito dropped dead just 40 feet from the finish line in Louisville's Kentucky Derby Festival Mini-marathon...
...At the U.S...
...The day was dedicated, it was said, to victims of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS), the comparatively rare disease seemingly spread by deviant acts and dirty hypodermic needles, and in San Francisco several head of sufferers even marched in the Gay Day Parade under the banner "People With AIDS Alliance" as though they had been chased from lunch counters in Greensboro, North Carolina or had their favorite outdoor lavatory bombed during public worship...
...District Judge M. Joseph Blumenfeld decided not to reward the convicted draft evader in his "search for martyrdom...
...Calderone warn against toilet training babes...
...Masters revealed a plot by nursing homes to keep elderly roue's chaste, and Dr...
...and you know .the rest...
...John Louis Evans III, a convicted murderer, constructed a model electric chair as a school project...
...Marine Corps cunningly awaited their opportunity and at 2 a.m...
...Anderson announced his plan to Reporters in Washington over a' breakfast consisting of warm stewed prunes, Kellogg's Bran Buds sprinkled with banana slices and wheat germ, fresh apple sauce, and tea-all to no avail...
...Thatcher ran on the "Conservative Party...
...and the world has lost another Bernstein, not the one whose earthly exit so many of us have avidly awaited, namely Leonard...
...Bernstein's fellow adepts was in Doctors Hospital to administer the required chiro-practical mysteries...
...In all the bawling no one in the media or the homosexual community has paused to shed a tear for joggers, yet the Republic lost another when Mr...
...The political aviary is filled with plumed beauties, some rather interesting...
...Ford gaily gathered up flowers and a stuffed animal that he had brought along for moral support...
...The same holds true for sexuality...
...Personal income is up, consumer spending is up, housing starts are up, the government's index of leading economic indicators climbs...
...A genial friend of freedom in the Oval Office is not that hard to take, is he...
...Nothing and no one shakes the sages from their drear...
...He left as irritable as ever and with the same crazed glint in his bespectacled eyes...
...Lang as he sat in his government limousine during their peaceful demonstration and attempted to make personal contact with him...
...Ronald Reagan does, however, have his supporters across the length and breadth of this great Republic...
...Colin Hanoman, a 26-year-old former law student who changed his name to Mr...
...He is a colossal man, unique in a dozen important ways...
...but a different Bernstein, Bernard, founder and first legislative secretary of the Federation of Licensed Chiropractors of New York...
...The Sixth World Congress of Sexology convened in our nation's capital with seasoned cranks like 69-year-old William Masters of the Masters & Johnson duo and Mary Calderone, adjunct professor in the New York University Human Sexuality Program, providing the hottest stuff as usual...
...Thatcher in her north London electoral district...
...Margaret Thatcher hoping that his name-change would help him defeat Mrs...
...and God knows how many joggers' deaths go unreported every week, their relatives and loved ones afraid to admit that they croaked while undergoing allegedly healthful recreation...
...Fetuses evacuate while in the womb...
...Hanoman's artifice was essential if he were to overcome the "disadvantage in running against the prime minister," a British High Court barred Mr...
...but thus far he has not conferred any mark whatsoever on our time...
...France's erstwhile Culture Minister Jack Lang resorted to low name-calling when a public-spirited mob of French citizens tried to lynch him in Paris, forcing him to seek refuge in the embassy of Upper Volta...
...Bravely facing down the bully boys of a demented regime, Pope John Paul II hectored them on their various and sundry abominations and stupidities...
...RET...
...Hanoman from using his new name...
...And get-tough officials in Parkersburg, West Virginia fined paralytic Mr...
...Why no sentimental frontpage stories about the jogger's curse...
...Russell F. Ford, who is the first person in Connecticut convicted for violating the Republic's new draft registration law...
...Bernstein died of congestive heart failure at New York's Doctors Hospital...
...On June 9 British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher scored a sweeping victory over her opposition despite the innovative exertions of Mr...
...embassy in Moscow two puckish members of the U.S...
...Nonetheless, the times are without flavor or theme or aura...
...and so Dr...
...and unemployment is down...
...Father's Day was observed on June 19, but the real excitement came the following Sunday, Gay Pride Day, when thousands of homosexuals and general goof-offs turned out to inform America of how amusing it is to be homosexual and how sad, how hysterical America has become over the Gay disease AIDS and how insouciant, how ordinary homosexuals are and how extraordinary...
...Wimps thoughout the Republic sighed liltingly when word was received on June 10 that Parson Anderson, he of Campaign '80, will found a new political party to take "risks for peace" and strive for "pay-as-you-go-government...
...RETngton...
...What troubles the chroniclers of our quotidian march into tomorrow...
...recently dumped a garbage sack of shredded paper from the embassy roof onto the heads of two bemused Soviet policemen...
...Friends and supporters exulted in Judge Blumenfeld's courtroom as Mr...
...In Valdosta, Georgia, 10-year-old Stan Cox, awed by the beauty and majesty of the state of Alabama's electrocution of Mr...
...I have no idea, but I bet she sold a lot of those ultrasonic pictures while in Washington...
...The early 1980s is a time of inexplicable insipidity...
...In Hartford, Connecticut one of the Hon...
...And what about toilet training...
...The Washington press corps is deep in torpor...
...The lusty crew of the Australian patrol boat, Buccaneer, blasted its bow off while practicing a 15-gun salute in the waters off Darwin...
...It was a fortunate culmination for the young idealist, Mr...
...Does Dr...
...Plenty is happening...
...In other words it is more of the New Age's contradictory whoop-whoop served up by the sentimental press in solemn tones cribbed from the propaganda pamphlets of fanatics...
...Anderson's prospective supporters, possibly a precinct captain, was sprung from the calaboose when U.S...
...William Miller, Barry Goldwater's 1964 running-mate, perished in Buffalo, New York's MUlard Fillmore Hospital, and there was a general outcry throughout Italy when it was divulged that urban terrorists were making love in an Italian court room during trial proceedings...
...Would he use such rude language to describe those West German peace demonstrators who on June 25 attacked Vice President George Bush's limousine...
...Yet no one mentions Reaganomics anymore...
...The economy grows ever more robust...
...Calderone revealed that ultrasonic pictures of fetuses in the womb show males regularly getting erections...
...Bernstein was at the mercy of the American Medical Association...
...Thus she remonstrated against discouraging babies from fondling their genitals, for "If you stop a child from talking it starts stuttering...
Vol. 16 • August 1983 • No. 8
