The Continuing Crisis

THE C O N T I N U I N G C R I , S I S Q~IOg900Q~O _9 February, and those horripilations on Capitol Hill induced by the President's budget have now spread to both sides of the aisle,...

...9 In this nation of laws the courts are not to be thwarted...
...Yet even the courts are suffering from The New Sobriety...
...Apparently Mr...
...Yet as the February farces continued to glow in absurdity, the Great Communicator remained mum, surrounded by assistant presidents who apparently find the economic stoneheads on Capitol Hill very persuasive in their gibbering: Raise taxes to end recession, allow entitlements to grow whether the economy grows or not, step on a crack and you break your mother's back...
...Then they brought forth a scholarly disquisition containing the shocking revelation that under the Reagan budget the poor wilt lose more federal monies than the rich...
...9 Mr...
...Last month it began a worldwide campaign to save those 924 felons that its agents have detected in America's death rows...
...They favor money jingling in the pockets of the lowly American, but they also favor raising taxes...
...Kurt Bachseitz, from the dentist's washbasin and declaring his undying love for Dr...
...Several hours later, he was arrested again when another gun was found in his car, but again he was released, this time at the insistence of local activist lawyer, Miss Beth Meador, who testified that Mr...
...The Republicans screech that this $91.5 billion deficit is lewd and irresponsible-not only are ankle and calf exposed but also fleshy thigh and the first foothills of a steatopygic buttock...
...General Motors reported its smallest profit in recent years, and the other American automobile makers reported no profit at all--yet the American Left remains gloomy...
...It also reported that the Rev...
...What gives...
...The ghost has been haranguing a local dentist, Dr...
...Milk's ponytail, shed by him after his 1973 election defeat, his sixth-grade graduation certificate, a note from the Rev...
...Khomeini's sacred executioners have passed the 4,000-mark, surpassing the Shah's boys by as much as ten to one...
...The display included Mr...
...Wayne Williams (no relation) was convicted of two of the so-called Atlanta murders...
...For decades the left-wingers have been sputtering over corporate profits...
...9 "Is Harvey Milk the gay Elvis...
...Adam Weller have been found deep in the Brazilian rain forest...
...The pioneering Presbyterian clergywoman shot Miss Faford in the head upon learning of Miss Faford's plans to move...
...Now is their time to celebrate...
...Actually, corporate profits were down in almost every industry, yet still, the Left is in the muIligrubs...
...Bachseitz's comely 17-year-old assistant, a Lutheran...
...RET THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR APRIL 1982 7...
...Mandel, "the Milk memorabilia put me in mind of European cathedrals' reliquaries, shrines to long dead saints...
...For sheer transparent demogoguery, for mountebankery that wheezes and sneers and grabs at old ladies' purses, give me the party of Boss O'Neill any day...
...Harrison A. Williams, the son of a New Jersey coffin maker who rose to become one of the Senate's most prolific authors of reform legislation, was sentenced for personally practicing much of the public wisdom of liberal politics, namely: bribery and conspiracy...
...Is this just...
...Mother Madalyn Murray O'Hair has been denied permission to hold an atheistic service in Arlington National Cemetery for the late Col...
...John LaRoche, Mr...
...Why no rejoicing...
...Surely a progressive society would grant him that claim...
...Here is drama...
...They would end a recession with a tax increase...
...Bill Mandel raised it in a poignant column on February 19 after Mr...
...She will be missed...
...Apparently the ideal welfare state would succor the rich as generously as the poor...
...On February 16, the Hon...
...Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini's...
...Mandel had toured a display of Milk memorabilia called simply "The Life and Times of Harvey Milk...
...9 Turn instead to the loyal cronies of the Honorable Tip...
...Then the Rev...
...will not be scotched as it bravely struggles against tyranny Left and Right...
...Nor did it reserve its reproaches for the Colossus of the North...
...Ella-Jean Streetor, 62, and her "housemate," Miss Evelyn H. Faford, have been found dead in adjoining twin beds at their home in an affluent Hartford suburb...
...AI Capone's barber, celebrated his 102nd birthday by blowing out his birthday cake's candles with a hair dryer...
...They oppose spending cuts, but they also utter imprecations against the deficit...
...In the small Bavarian town of Neutraubling, a post office team equipped with sophisticated electronic devices continues to lay traps for a ghost named "Chopper...
...9 This past month the Democrats beheld the President's weight-reduction program for their milch-cow state, and they prophesied starvation in the streets and general strike...
...In Oakland, California, Municipal Court Judge James S. White released a convicted police killer without bail after the killer, Robert Earl Simmons, was arrested as he attempted to pull a concealed gun on police...
...From Sao Paulo, Brazil comes wort, that the remains of Mr...
...In other church news, our Bombay correspondent reports that an Indian woman had her lips slashed and her husband was blinded when Muslim pietists got wind that the couple had been making covert runs to a nearby cinema...
...Finally, from Simsbury, Connecticut comes word that the Rev...
...The San Francisco Examiner's columnist Mr...
...Yet the deeper questions that trouble us about this unique individual remain unanswered, in particular: Was his name really Milk...
...The suicide-murder is another first for the crusading feminist, though, alas, it will probably be her last...
...These Republicans are a chaste and tedious lot...
...9 Italian po/izia succeeded in springing Brigadier General James L. Dozier from a Red Brigades People's Prison where the general was forced to listen to rock music until he developed a ringing in his ears similar to the Rev...
...They scowl at inflation, but inflationary policies are their solution...
...Officer LaBrash suffered a stroke almost two years ago, which he attributes to the curse of King Tut, the Egyptian king whose body Mr...
...That is the question now being asked in San Francisco about that city's slain supervisor...
...9 Amnesty International, Inc...
...Streetor turned the gun on herself so that they could be "together forever...
...Robert G. Ingersoll, a Civil War infidel whose soul is in desperate shape, requiring her inane orisons and possibly even holy water...
...Mikhail A. Suslov, the Soviet chief ideologist, died of natural causes, and back in the United States Mr...
...Jim Jones and all the faithful of People's Temple, an amyl nitrate inhaler, and that interesting bag that he used for carrying his personal sex paraphernalia to homosexual bath houses...
...Miss Dohrn is the former fugitive who ebulliently reported the murder of Sharon Tate to her radical colleagues by saying, "Dig it, first they killed those pigs, then they ate dinner in the same room with them, then they even shoved a fork into a victim's stoma c h . " Her course in Quinnipiac's adult degree program was called "Women and the Law...
...LaBrash was guarding...
...They continue their debauches in good times and in bad...
...THE C O N T I N U I N G C R I , S I S Q~IOg900Q~O _9 February, and those horripilations on Capitol Hill induced by the President's budget have now spread to both sides of the aisle, leaving many of the distinguished gentlemen reaching for their jars of Afro Sheen...
...Weller chained himself to a tree marked for cutting by a logging concern and was unable to free himself once it became evident that the loggers had set out in a different direction...
...In San Francisco, Superior Court Judge Richard P. Figone barred San Francisco policertlan George LaBrash's claim to an $18,000 disability payment...
...On February 27, Mr...
...According to Mr...
...Is it wise...
...No sooner had he been sentenced to two consecutive life terms than a "non-profit" organization headed by Deputy Sheriff T. H. Connally began merchanting a Wayne Williams T-shirt--a new low in American low taste, that...
...Simmons is a "nonviolent person...
...She remains an advanced outpost of the caring society...
...9 The New Haven Register reports that Bernardine Dohrn successfully finished teaching her law course at Quinnipiac College...

Vol. 15 • April 1982 • No. 4


 
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