The Continuing Crisis
THE CONTINUING CRISIS . March 6 to April 1, and as these lines are being written charnel and angry thoughts abound. Very bad news has come from the Washington Hilton where the President, his press...
...Pei of the Third Reich...
...Haig had just attempted America's first generals' putsch, or whether he had merely spoken maladroitly...
...And on March 18, the former British High Commissioner to Canada, Sir Peter Hayman, was identified by a member of Parliament as having been in a notorious child pornography ring...
...In the judgment of Mr...
...Albert Speer, the I.M...
...President Reagan on his way to surgery, on his way from surgery, and for hours thereafter launched a host of witticisms, cheerfully and artfully sculpted by Ron himself...
...Daniel was given to cussedness...
...Instead she slammed down on them a violent fifteen-minute health foods sermon...
...Ronald Reagan is the greatest showman of all...
...He takes a twenty-two to the chest and quips to his wife, "Nancy, honey, I forgot to duck...
...Daniel would entreat him to cover himself, "He'd go parading around," she testified, "shaking his behind...
...By the time our April 1 print deadline had arrived the magnificoes of the media had spent more time condemning Mr...
...The audience had expected the aging Siren to deliver a learned discourse on her latest tome, Swanson on Swanson...
...The famed buzzards of Hinkley, Ohio returned to that northeast 'Ohio metropolis right on time...
...Security at Disneyland has been heightened...
...Donald Basmeson of $1,300 in Los Angeles, California...
...Civil Rights groups in Rhode Island have prevailed upon that state's Commission on Human Rights to order the Sambo Restaurant chain to change the name of its eateries so that, in accordance with the state's Public Accomodations Act, prospective black customers will not feel "unwelcome...
...Indeed, he would on occasion expose his buttocks, and when Mrs...
...Dan Rather to relate the 25th Amendment, and then both of these whistle brains went on to declare erroneously that the Amendment, and then both of these whistle-brains went on to declare erroneously that the hours, sniping at the sorely pressed White House personnel as though the White House were perpetrating infamy, or as though its first obligation were to television news rather than to the Constitution,and to matters of state...
...According to the coroner, the program is being developed at the request of the homosexuals themselves, who "for the most part do not want to see people get hurt...
...Hence, she took strong measures...
...Four nights of mad samba dancing claimed the lives of 120 people during the 1981 Rio Carnival in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil...
...In Eagle Point, Oregon, Mr...
...Let us not look darkly into our beer...
...There was high drama at the United Nations where members of the Ad Hoc Group on Equal Rights for Women presented UN Secretary General Mr...
...Hazen Bernard, the cold-blooded principal of the local high school, has issued a diktat banning kissing and hugging by students, despite all the sociological evidence demonstrating the life-enhancing qualities of these activities...
...A high-toned audience at London's Dorchester Hotei was visibly flabbergasted when the woman they had come to honor, screen star Gloria Swanson, arrived under the obvious influence of health foods...
...has fallen upon the Shriners Circus for its infamous black poodle act in which a negro poodle grows indolent and uncooperative when asked to do tricks...
...Let us celebrate this colossal man...
...Jesse Jackson gave the civil rights movement a prodigious boost, undertaking a timely tour of the Persian Gulf where he met with such personages as Sheikh Khalifa Bin Hamad Althani, Emir of Qatar...
...Haig than the would-be assassin, John W. Hinkley, Jr., filmgoer...
...It will kill you...
...and, as crocuses, "daffodils, and even tulips bloomed in a prodigiously premature spring, the dull-witted mammalian' dove back into the feathers...
...Already having suffered serious breathing impairment and loss of blood, he looks up at the surgeons sharpening their blades and enquires: "Please tell my you're Republicans...
...Fred Graham, CBS's so-called "legal correspondent," displayed near total ignorance when asked by Mr...
...Sir Peter, who maintained a small London apartment where he conducted a tireless exchange of obscene correspondence, immediately resigned from all -business ties, including International Students House, a London trust for foreign students...
...It's just what they eat that is making them bad...
...The groundhog saw his shadow...
...And in Fitchburg, Massachusetts, the principle of religious pluralism was given a chilling blow when the alleged leader of a local devil worship sect was found guilty of murdering a young prostitute during a woodland ritual which was fully sanctioned by the tenets of his religion...
...A man posing as a holy father of the church robbed Mr...
...The serious business of assuring equal rights for black Americans continues, notwithstanding the reactionary climate...
...Thus far the Rev...
...Being the lawful wedded wife of former Texas House Speaker Price Daniel, Jr...
...On with the Administration...
...Here is a rarity In an era awash with ineffable self-pity and torpor-overrun as we arc by milksops, dullards, and adepts of the New Age Freudian whim-wham-there stands Ronald Reagan...
...Nervous Liberals and super-Liberals continue to monitor the dangerous right-wing drift of the Republic...
...RET...
...In nature notes, the swallows returned to Capistrano, oblivious once again to the crowds of randy bird watchers gathered to greet them at that ancient California mission...
...and in the Soviet Union the Russians sent their first Mongolian into outer space, though they also sent a Russian along to keep an eye on it...
...Marrell Haney, spokesman for the Concerned Citizens, the act is an "obvious analogy to black people-portraying them as cowardly, unclean, sneaky and stupid...
...Then, apparently bored by the proceedings, the louts fell upon Secretary of State Alexander Haig and created a huge controversy over whether...
...And an abortion was thwarted at Chicago's Dearborn Homes housing project when a janitor found a four-to-five-day-old boy squirming and squalling in a trash compactor...
...He then left, according to friends, for a vacation...
...Jackson has been unable to get a single Persian Gulf leader to wear the green ribbons worn in America to protest the unsolved Atlanta murders, but he and the Sheikh did "review the situation in the Middle East and other international and regional issues," according to the Qatari news agency...
...Even before it was known whether the President would live or die, loutish television journalists were duteously reminding ideologues that the' President had opposed gun control...
...I am trying to teach the young people of America that they are not bad...
...One lady called it "an embarrassment...
...Very bad news has come from the Washington Hilton where the President, his press secretary, and two security guards have been shot...
...Copious draughts of carrot juice have been known to have this effect, but the staid English remained uncomprehending...
...The thing continued through the night and into the morning when he signed the dairy price support bill, and, upon being notified that the government was "running normally," rejoined, ' 'What makes you think I would be happy about that...
...And in Chicago, Illinois, the Concerned Citizens of Washington Heights, Inc...
...In Baltimore, Maryland, the City Council has approved a resolution to name a plaza after Mr...
...Yet in the wake of the bad news and this latest saturnalia of sophomorism from television land came that incomparable display of spirited humor from George Washington University Hospital...
...Speech writers were not in attendance...
...Daniel notified the jury that Mr...
...Kurt Waldheim with a report that one in four female employees of the United Nations has been sexually harassed...
...In the days of Jim Crow these things never happened...
...You must not even drink water," the old gas bag hollered, "It's acid...
...deceased) was a lurid and ribald experience...
...The Rev...
...Price Daniel..During a custody battle Mrs...
...Apparently the workshops will dispense a kind of supersophisticated sex education, instructing sado-masochistic homosexuals in first aid, urology, and gastroenterol-ogy...
...At least, that is the report from his demure little lady, Mrs...
...The progressive coroner of San Francisco, facing an alarming incidence of injuries and deaths from sado-masochistic sex, has auspicated a series of workshops in the gay community...
Vol. 14 • May 1981 • No. 5
