Ugly Women
Taki
Taki UGLY WOMEN A treatise on ugliness. Remember the old joke about the Russian diplomat visiting New York and having a prostitute sent to his room courtesy of his contacts at Amnesty...
...I used to think this joke was funny, and indicative of the ugliness of Russian women, whom I always considered among the ugliest, if not the ugliest in the world...
...So, now that we have established once and for all that America's liberated women are the ugliest, precisely which of these ugliest is ugliest...
...If this sounds far-fetched, it shouldn't...
...Which brings us to the subject of why some women are unique...
...And I know that Americans prefer sex to cars...
...And as if this weren't enough, guess who I have concluded are the ugliest...
...But not long enough to prevent the American male from making a comeback...
...But before anyone starts to throw stones, let me explain how I arrived at my findings...
...Be jealous...
...What, no wool...
...Thatcher, unlike Cleopatra or Elizabeth I or Catherine the Great, all of of whom inherited their fathers' dynastic strength, entered a vacuum left by males suffering from a very low testosterone count...
...I like wool," he keeps repeating...
...Let me also add Kate Millet, Shirley Chisholm, Barbra Streisand...
...Some women, although I doubt their hormone count is 70 to 30, now try to compete by being soldiers...
...Looking at the state of Small Britain today I am not surprised...
...That is, she is passive, cunning, patient, motherly, a homebody, monogamous, etc...
...He gets more annoyed when he realizes that she even shaves her armpits...
...Seventy percent male hormones, thirty percent female...
...She is referring to the Paris riots...
...The Japanese beat their wives symbolically every day on the assumption that even if they don't know why they do it, their wives will understand...
...In 'In the middle 1970s Taki Theodoracopulos waged a private war against the KGB and those responsible for exposing the identity of CIA agents...
...The male will respond to outside dangers, while the female remains unconcerned...
...The only function left to him by the omnipotent state is to pay bills and attend to the occasional derelict relative...
...Take Jane Fonda and Shirley MacLaine...
...It is not important who is ugliest, but what makes her ugly: Not to include leading Women libbers among the ugliest would be like leaving the corn out of Kansas...
...Exact figures are for jargon-artists trying to mislead through statistics...
...She knows the male is responsible...
...This she manages through a behavioral mechanism, a trait that has found its way into the female genetic code...
...Hellman's revolting features do not make her any uglier than her ugly rhetoric and pathetic lies...
...See what I mean about good figures and regular features detracting from rather than enhancing one's appearance...
...Feminists are not only making women become uglier, but unhappier as well...
...After all, my anti-Communist credentials are impeccable...
...Japanese women-with the exception of Yoko Ono- have always been extremely happy...
...As the state has taken over the male (or father) role, the male species has come to feel disrobed, his position usurped...
...She drove with me to Geneva because Regine's had closed down and she needed to hook her future husband...
...Maggie Scarf, the female science writer, has proved beyond any reasonable doubt that John Bowlby's "attachment theory" is correct...
...Socialists, trade union leaders, intellectuals, are notoriously effete...
...That will bring her instant happiness...
...Why no wool...
...Feminism is a brutal hoax...
...Oppress her...
...The phenomenon has been widely observed...
...A feminine woman possesses qualities which make her as different from a man psychologically as she is physically...
...Even his old familiar role as warrior has been challenged...
...Ever since women decided not to trust men, that men were almost expendable, there has been a marked increase in pederasty...
...Remember the old joke about the Russian diplomat visiting New York and having a prostitute sent to his room courtesy of his contacts at Amnesty International...
...Force her to be obedient and feminine and even her genetic traits will start responding again...
...America now has 44 percent more female soldiers than all the world's other armies combined...
...As a consequence, an embarrassed Greek government imposed a jail sentence which could have put him in the cooler for two years had he not absconded on his yacht Bushido...
...That' her, whose male hormone count has risen dramatically ever since she found herself surrounded by males without enough male hormones...
...Unfortunately for her she includes herself in that generation...
...In Fonda's case and MacLaine's, they do...
...Does this sound familiar...
...Every female is the opposite...
...Four-hundred million years of field experiments have proved that the female is sculpted differently from the male for the above reasons...
...Scarf points out that emotional bonding, once a key to survival for the weaker sex, now causes nothing but trouble as women are caught between the demands of their genes-to be feminine, obedient, married-and a society telling them that they are equal and independent...
...That harshness, those granite glares, the shrillness of their rhetoric-it makes one want to shriek at their ugliness...
...Like Mrs...
...One does not have to be a scientist or an anthropologist to see that this makes sense...
...He now lives immodestly in London, New York, and Switzerland, where he writes for the Spectator of London, Esquire, and National Review...
...This is less true when one is confronted with the ruins of remarkable ugliness, as in the case of Lillian Hellman...
...Finally, after his groaning has reached a fever pitch, the hooker has had enough...
...Easy...
...As painful as this confession may be, however, I must admit that I was wrong...
...Without it, the male tends to lose his masculinity...
...But remember...
...Furthermore, a feminine woman defines herself almost exclusively by her relationship to man, and is sculpted accordingly...
...Just as true is the fact that a woman lacking femininity cannot possibly be considered beautiful in the true and classical sense of the word...
...Bearing in mind that I am far more experienced in esteeming European and Middle Eastern women, I will attempt a short-and certainly incomplete-list for the loyal readers of The American Spectator...
...Gloria Steinem, Marge Piercy, Adrienne Rich, Phyllis Chesler, Susan Brownmiller, the aforementioned Fonda and Warren Beatty's sister, as well as some others too ugly for me to want to recall...
...The list is endless...
...Bowlby, an Englishman, says that a female needs to connect through emotional bonding...
...John Aspinall, the English sage who breeds wild animals in his two private zoos in Kent, believes that a woman's trust consolidates the man's dominance...
...Nothing works like a little bit of jealousy to bolster the female ego...
...Put the little woman on a pedestal, spoil her by protecting her, not by taking any back talk...
...All he has to do is try to behave a bit more like his ancestor, the macaque...
...As incredible as it may sound, my opinion is based on scientific research, not emotions...
...The more I See "Current Wisdom," p. 43...
...think on it the longer the list becomes...
...Finally, never be brutal, but be very firm...
...She turns toward the representative of the United Soviet Socialist Republic and tells him: "Hey Bud, what do you want to do, knit or f--k...
...She will continue feeding the young or grooming herself while the male stalks the enemy...
...Thus the human's closest species, the macaque, is bigger than his female counterpart, stronger, and the one who decides if and where they will move their breeding grounds...
...That's how it was until a few ugly women who could not get men to like them decided to change something that is as unchangeable as, well, for lack of a better example, man and woman...
...But it is not long enough...
...Look what is happening now...
...lvlull this over for a while, and I believe you will agree that despite outward appearances a woman can be truly ugly...
...Even the bills will be reduced, what without valium to buy and shrinks to pay...
...She'll love it...
...Of course it does...
...If Detroit had we wouldn't be in the economic mess we're in today...
...So much for the angry young woman...
...Diane recently wrote a letterf asking in a rhetorical manner what happened to the generation of the 1968 barricades...
...A good figure and regular features detract from, rather than enhance, the appearance of a woman lacking femininity...
...Yes, horror of horrors, the Americans...
...Ditto where sex is concerned...
...he moans...
...Even more unfortunate for her is the fact that I remember what she did during the time of the barricades...
...Aspinall contends that every male has a 70 to 30 percent hormone count...
...Again, before anyone starts to shout, these are rough estimates...
...Then there are Bella Abzug and Diane Von Furstenberg, that nice Jewish girl from Belgium who married her gay prince and made millions selling clothes under his name, though she now tells us that electing Ronald Reagan was a crime...
...fact I'll go further than that...
...It is an accepted fact that true beauty is a combination of body and spirit...
...Let's take an example from the land of the rising sun...
...How does one define femininity...
...The Soviet biggie starts to undress her, but as soon as he has a glimpse of her calf he complains about the lack of hair...
Vol. 14 • March 1981 • No. 3
