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John Nollson Sou/ We decided to drive out to Dorley's for a couple of drinks, a light supper, and some of the music. Dorley's was definitely becoming the place to go. In fact, Dorley's had...

...Having eaten nothing since arriving in Moscow, we tried, at about 7:30, to get breakfast, for we were still under the illusion that we were in some sort of hotel...
...Copyright 1955...
...I had always been amazed by the ability of pianists in night spots to converse and play at the same time, even though I had seen it dozens of times on the late show...
...She would answer no questions at all, claiming not to understand English...
...Good-bye, let's call it a day, but before you go away, there's one thing I want to say...
...Without missing a note, he managed to shake my hand and remind me that his group had cut an album for Capitol Records...
...When in Rome, do as the Romans do...
...The customs official who searched our bags became irate on seeing an issue of Hadassah magazine and summoned two otl~er officials, apparently experts on "the Jewish question...
...It was that great favorite, Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out...
...He had himself apparently violated this "law," for during the long night he made a great display of the Hebrew phrases he had learned...
...After I hung up, he desisted in his earlier attempts to have me sign a "confession" and took me back to the waiting room, where my wife still was...
...After 45 minutes of this, we returned to the waiting room, where my wife was, for a second search of the luggage...
...I usually pay cash, but this time I tossed my American Express card to the waiter because I wanted the receipt as a momento of that extraordinary evening...
...He was backed up by a bass, drums, and a very mellow electric guitar...
...t"Come Rain or Come Shine," music by Harold Arlen, lyrics by Johnny Mercer...
...The jazz group was outstanding...
...My mind must have been wandering, because, when I next heard the music, Spiro was already in the middle of Bridge Over Troubled Water...
...You've heard this expression...
...Spiro looked up and, without missing a note, invited me to sit down next to him...
...I think all my problems with him started that night...
...E~,eryone there recognized that I played much better than Nixon...
...Napper then asked to speak to the Russian, who--very unwillingly--took the phone and soon began to shout at Napper in Russian...
...My wife and I were wonderin' if you would play something to remind us of the old days," continued the Oklahoman...
...we were taken from the airport about 200 yards across the road to a dilapidated, dirty building referred to as a "transit hotel...
...As soon as he had finished that great standard, he sang again, this time in a voice that convinced all of us that Louis Armstrong himself was in the room...
...We were, without benefit of any explanation, put into a room with two beds and an old wardrobe...
...I guess it was Nixon's influence...
...Take care, pal," said Spiro...
...I picked up my drink and walked over to the piano...
...Spiro," I said, "you play with great expressiveness...
...You've come to attend this damned symposium on Jewish Culture, and that is why you've brought these Jewish and Zionist craps [sic] with you...
...The more I listened, the more I realized that it was the piano player who made the difference...
...Instead, a man in civilian clothing arrived and ordered me to accompany him for "discussion of some problems...
...What about Danny Boy...
...The guitarist took a few bars as Spiro took two sips from a glass of ginger ale supplied by a waiter...
...In the meantime the customs official had taken from our bags all books treating Jewish subjects and all items showing Hebrew lettering or the symbols of the menorah and star of David...
...And with that, he went into Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child...
...It was then we discovered that we were in fact locked onto the second floor and could leave neither it nor the building...
...The applause had not yet died down, but Spiro had already shifted from I Wish You Love to Candy Man...
...I asked for the bill...
...In fact, Dorley's had been written up as the leader in bringing back the quiet jazz sound, the sound we had all heard in the background of the old movies on the TV late show...
...and Zionist craps" was repeated a dozen times during the ensuing hours...
...You really feel the music...
...The crowd continued to sing on its own, and Spiro said to me, "That's a terrific lyric...
...As I tipped the waiter, I remembered that I had forgotten Spiro's brandy snifter...
...last December 16 for a long-planned holiday...
...You know," he continued, "I guess I first realized I could make a go of this back in '72...
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...Their favorite tune of his was Come Rain or Come Shine...
...As I sat next to him on the piano bench, I was impressed once again with his effortless facility at the keyboard...
...When I remarked that suppression of cultural exchange and symposia constitutes gross violation of the Helsinki accords, he replied: "Never mind Helsinki...
...He punctuated the lyric with a run of sevenths that was marvelously appropriate...
...One took the magazine away and later returned with a form in Russian which he ordered me to sign...
...Suddenly I realized that it was Spiro Agnew...
...I returned to the piano and, not to be outdone by an Oklahoman, I dropped in a twenty of my own...
...He slammed the suitcases shut, and said the Embassy would be indifferent, but did take me back to the interrogation room to phone...
...He told me that eventually I would have to surrender all Jewish materials, but that I should demand an itemized receipt...
...He replied (and repeated often during the night) that it was his job "to protect Soviet citizens from being endangered by anti-Soviet propaganda...
...By the time we reached the door, Spiro and the group were well into To the Good Life...
...We were told we would be taken to the airport for breakfast at 10:00: At ten, an Intourist woman of exemplary rudeness arrived with a soldier to escort us to the airport...
...All I heard him say in English was that " i t ' s my job to protect Soviet citizens from anti-Soviet propaganda...
...He refused to identify himself at any point...
...That really got Nixon furious, especially after the Shah said that nobody played my style of funky piano in Teheran...
...MCA, Inc., publishers...
...It's all a matter of knowing the basic chord structures," said Spiro...
...I had to agree...
...I was taken to a room at the opposite end of the airport for interrogation...
...Spiro's playing had a touch of genuine elegance...
...I complimented Spiro on his playing and told him I'd been away from my table too long and had to return to my guests...
...Once you've got them down, you can play practically anything...
...Sitting on his piano was a large brandy snifter stuffed with five and ten dollar bills, obviously gratuities deposited by big spenders with special requests...
...they responded with the first verse: "I wish you bluebirds in the spring, to give your heart a song to sing, and then a kiss, but more than this, I wish you love...
...Their eyes always light up when I play the old tunes," said Spiro...
...Look," began the interrogator, "we know who you are and why you've come here...
...it was far more sophisticated than his old East Room style...
...He was sympathetic, but told me that Soviet officials were totally arbitrary, made their own rules from day to day, and considered the Helsinki' accords a joke...
...It was Spiro Agnew, without any doubt...
...During this process, which lasted from 1:30 to 3:00 a.m., everything of Jewish content was confiscated and itemized...
...And the crowd joined in: "I wish you shelter from the storm, a cozy fire to keep you warm, but most of all, when snowflakes fall, I wish you love...
...After two hours of searching, we were told, at 11:30, to repack and proceed to the Intourist area of the airport, where a car would come to take us to our hotel in Moscow...
...His interpretations of some.of the old standards, though clearly original, still struck one as definitive...
...Do you know that the Shah invited me to play at his great blowout in Persepolis...
...I asked him explicitly whether study of the Hebrew language was against Soviet law, and he replied: "Of course it is...
...In the old days," he said, "I never related to the contemporary tunes...
...And with that, he motioned to the crowd to join in...
...Then Spiro sang: "Good-bye, no use leading with our chins, this is where our story ends, never lovers, ever friends...
...When I got back on the phone, the Russian began waving his arms and shouting that "I can't waste any more time on this, you've had your last chance...
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...When I asked for a translation, he said the form merely acknowledged that we were s u r r e n d e r i n g a piece of " a n t i - S o v i e t propaganda...
...At 1 a.m...
...One of my old friends, Chuck Colson, told me it smacks of selfpity...
...Spiro, old buddy," he drawled, "we met a few years back at the annual dinner of the American Petroleum Institute...
...fellow who spoke with a pronounced Oklahoma accent...
...This included my old prayer book, a menorah, a scarf with Hebrew letters on it, a few paperback anthologies of short stories, and some Hebrew language texts...
...I've been through it...
...Sometimes Bob, and all those guys named John, the lawyers, the accounThe Alternative: An American Spectator May 1977 21 tants, Manolo--everybody--would join in on the last line, 'I'm with you, baby, I'm with you rain or shine.'~" Now, I've outgrown that kind of stuff...
...Then Spiro took the solo: "My aching heart and I agree, that you and I could never be, so with my best, my very best, I set you free...
...We sat there until midnight, but no car ever came...
...Remarkable," I said to my guests when I rejoined them, "the man's a real individual...
...Chappell Publishing House, publishers...
...I told him that I had never been invited to the symposium but had certainly read about it in American newspapers...
...I asked him why the mere suspicion that somebody might attend a cultural symposium should so agitate him...
...It used to perk up their spirits...
...The waiter brought another glass of ginger ale and, by now, Spiro was into the first few bars of I Left My Heart in San Francisco...
...The officer shrieked with indignation, but eventually left with the magazine and the unsigned form...
...When I told him about the threatened body search of my wife, the Russian screamed, "you're a liar...
...We were joined at me piano by a lanky " "I Wish You Love," written by Charles Trenet...
...Then and there, I realized that Spiro had paid his dues...
...He and Pat would get down in the dumps and they would ask me to play some Harold Arlen...
...This reference to "Jewish Edward Alexander is Professor of English and Chairman of the Jewish Studies Program at the University of Washington, in Seattle...
...I really used to break them up when I'd do I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues," Spiro remarked, "but we don't play that tune any more...
...I was impressed, because not even Georges Feyer or Peter Duchin could negotiate the transition between those two tunes with such grace...
...I reached the Consular Duty Officer, Larry Napper...
...Three border police arrived to help him with yet another search of our belongings...
...His music had a clean sound, assertive but not overstated...
...The crowd applauded...
...Even the black musicians admire the way I play the blues...
...We slept until 5:30 a.m...
...When, however, he began talking about a body search of my wife " t o find addresses," I insisted on calling the American Embassy...
...He slipped a twenty in Spiro's brandy snifter...
...Right," Spiro nodded...
...Dorley's did not disappoint us...
...At 3:30 a.m...
...My wife and I arrived in Moscow at 9:30 p.m...
...Well," said Spiro, "the fact is that I've suffered...
...Copyright 1946...
...Nixon invited me to sit down and play something for the Shah during one of those White House dinners...
...Oh," Spiro responded, "my group and I got tired of one-nighters, so we decided to play here on a regular basis...
...What's more, he looked very familiar...
...That really drove Nixon up the wall, because he wasn't asked...
...As his hands moved gracefully over the keys, Spiro reminisced...
...We stayed for Spiro's next set and we would have stayed even later, but it was almost 2 a.m...
...My wife Leah was not allowed to accompany me...
...He shifted, effortlessly as usual, from Deep Purple to I Can't Get Started with You...
...I made a mental note to pick up a copy because I wanted to reproduce the warm atmosphere of Dorley's in my own living room...
...I refused to sign unless the form was translated...
...You bet," winked Spiro, and he eased into Danny Boy, giving it country and western overtones that brought a smile to the face of the Oklahoman...
...And, without missing a note, he left I Can't Get Started with You and moved right into I IVish You Love...
...Spiro," I said, "what have you been up to...

Vol. 10 • May 1977 • No. 8


 
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