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Parody North Korea develops nuclear capability, after signing a Jimmy Carter-sponsored agreement to not pursue nuclear capabilities. ŚNews item The Nobel Peace Prize Citation The Committee...

...Carter solved that problem...
...Elsewhere in Latin America, Mr Carter's wise stewardship s°lidified the rule of enlightened democratic leaders such as Manuel Noriega...
...Carter worked with the French government to head offoperation Desert Storm...
...News item The Nobel Peace Prize Citation The Committee celebrates James Carter as the recipient of the 2002 Afred Nobd Peace Prize...
...presidents have not had to confront unsavory leaders in that ngwn...
...Rarely has one man brought so much peace to the world...
...Finally, Mr...
...Carter also faced conflicts in Latin America...
...Thanks to Mr Carter's successful approach subsequent U.S...
...Carter has been a tireless champion of peace, democm^ and human rights...
...An inordinate fear of communism dominated the American mind...
...Carter has also brought his magic touch to the nation of Haiti...
...When he entered the White House in 1976, Mr...
...Thanks to his efforts towards peace and reconciliation, Haiti is now a rich democrat a mM for developing nations everywhere...
...Carter solved that pmUcm and by lessening tensions, enMed the Soviet Union to slow the arms race and focus its attentions on bringing peace and democracy to the nation of AfghanistanDuring Mr...
...Carter brilliantly observed that Saddam Hussem represented no threat to the peaceful world order Thanks to his efforts, the world now knows that Saddam Hussein is an indigenous freedom fighter who represents the highest aspirations of the Iraqi and Kurdish people...
...But Mr...
...Carter faced a woddtorn by strife and discord...
...But Mr...
...Carter personally brokered an agreement with the North Koreans which ensures that the peninsula of Korea will forever be nuke-free...
...Carter's tenure, violence threatened to consume Iran...
...Keenly perceiving that when dealing with Stalinist dictators, it is always best to take them at their word, Mr...
...Bush, Mr...
...Carter's efforts on behalf of world peace did not end with his presidency...
...During the administration, of George H.W...
...Carter solved that problem, allowing a peaceful revolution to sweep through Iran, heralding an era of demomcy, human rights, and freedom in that andent nation...
...But Mr...
...Carter has prevented the nation of North Korea from ever developing nuclear weapons...
...He richly deserves this prize...
...His wise embrace of the Sandinista movement brought a new em of prosperity, democracy, and freedom to the Nicaraguan people...

Vol. 8 • October 2002 • No. 7


 
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