Parody

Parody GOODNIGHT STARR In a tiny While House nook There was lots of stuff That could gel mistook Like some silly old billing recOops! forget about that Think instead of the calico cat That...

...forget about that Think instead of the calico cat That ginger dog or a pekinese Their brains befogged by legalese Or imagine cookies piping hot And other things that really were not Picture Susan Thomases truly miffed The Senate committee getting stiffed A comb and a brush and a mouthful of mush A First Lady in pink whispering "hush" A prim and proper president's house - Anything but grilling the congenital spouse Goodnight comb and goodnight brush Goodnight to all the lawyerly mush Goodnight cat and goodnight dog Goodnight Senator Al (you chauvinist hog) Goodnight Socks Goodnight freebie stocks Adieu David Hale Sayonara Billy Dale Goodnight Starr, go to sleep You partisan Republican creep Your nosy badgering just isn't fair Out damn fusspots everywhere...

Vol. 1 • March 1996 • No. 24


 
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