| A Cuppa Joe Biden | 4 |
| "COOL CHAPEAU, MAN" | 6 |
| Epstein, Joseph | |
| Let Palin Be Palin | 7 |
| KRISTOL, WILLIAM | |
| It's All About MARIA | 8 |
| FERGUSON, ANDREW | |
| Providential Palin | 10 |
| BARNES, FRED | |
| The Joke's on Al Franken | 12 |
| CASSELMAN, BARRY | |
| "Shut Up, They Explained" | 14 |
| HAYWARD, ALLISON R. | |
| ALLISON R. HAYWARD | 15 |
| CONWAY, BRENDAN | |
| The Importance of Being Mahdist | 17 |
| FURNISH, TIMOTHY R. | |
| Jihadist Recruiting Behind Bars | 19 |
| USEEM, BERT | |
| The Autumn of Mubarak | 21 |
| AZARVA, JEFFREY | |
| How Palin Got Picked | 23 |
| HAYES, STEPHEN F. | |
| Listening to the Sam's Clubbers | 26 |
| STELZER, IRWIN M. | |
| The Icarus Syndrome | 29 |
| MANZI, JIM | |
| Can We Talk? | 33 |
| FERGUSON, ANDREW | |
| Pilgrims' Progress | 36 |
| SWICK, THOMAS | |
| Pierce the Veil | 38 |
| SCHWARTZ, STEPHEN | |
| Forty Years On | 40 |
| WEISS, MICHAEL | |
| Woody's World | 43 |
| PODHORETZ, JOHN | |
| Parody | 44 |
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