A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile or Two Getting Their Dues The latest story of the "Bang went saxpence" series: There were two Hie-lan'meu, an' they were at the front. An' yin o' them cotch a hen an' the ither yin was...
...Don't you know that the Lord commands you to love your neighbors...
...Puck...
...slacked up in his writing, didn't even glance ut his visitors, but said: "Time's money...
...but, Dad, I'll bet he never lived next door to Willie Jones...
...Another time he said to me, "Yaw have a very pleasing appearance, L-.' 'Yea, General,' I replied...
...Botsare: Yes...
...Mrs...
...Love Has Limits Father: So you've been fighting with Willie Jones again...
...But does he never speak about the war...
...Ke never drinks, and he spends- all his evenings at home...
...The Timts of Cuba...
...He likes a cigar after he has had a good dinner, but I don't suppose he smoke3 two cigars a month...
...Mrs...
...A reservoir contains liquids...
...The editor never When wrilting to advertisers...
...want her...
...a fountain throws 'em around...
...ATHOMEDAY—"Only In moderation...
...Tit-Bits...
...Joffre and His Chauffeur The Poilu, a lively little newspaper produced in the French trenches, prints this .Toffre story: The generalissimo's chauffeur, L-k was chatting with some soldiers...
...Yes," the young man answered...
...She niicht lay an egg...
...Want him...
...Cltnteb—"Does he smoke...
...I should say reservoir pen would be the better name...
...But yet""Well, the other day, for Instance, in getting into the oar, he said 'Things all right, L-1" 'Yes, General,' I replied...
...One dollar...
...Pathfinder...
...Well," they asked him, "what does the General say...
...But yet—the other day he did say to me, 'Ah, my brave L-, when is this war going to end?' "—Ex...
...Not a Heavj Eater Mrs...
...Athomeday has no bad habits whatsover...
...Oh, not often...
...asked the editor, nodding toward the girl and still scratching away with his pen...
...No" the nop," says the first yin: "let her be till the morn's mornia...
...he talks very little...
...Athomeday—"Mr...
...And was that all he said...
...No Mistake "Why do they call 'em fountain pens...
...one-third pine...
...Bring in a load of wood for it...
...I think fountain pen is the prober name," responded the party ot the second part.—Pathfinder...
...Quick "Make-Up" One day when an old-time Southern editor who was both mayor and justice-of the peace in his town, as well as real estate agent, was busily engaged Willi an editorial on some weighty subject a young couple came into his office to be married...
...Why, he doesn't even belong to the American Club...
...An' yin o' them cotch a hen an' the ither yin was jlst goiu' to thraw its neck...
...Yes," the girl replied-' "Man and wife," declared the busy editor, his pen gliding over the paper at lightning speed...
...Oli, not much...
...balance oak...
Vol. 9 • April 1917 • No. 4
