A SMILE OR TWO
A Smile or Two Not John's Fault Chinaman—You tellee me where railroad depot? Citizen—What's the matter, John, lost? Chinaman—No. Me here. Depot lost—American Boy. * * * Potent Stuff Visitor...
...The candidate, to gain the favor of the farmer, took the calf between his legs and held it until the milking was done...
...He said to the physician who was showing him around: "There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G. O. K. in London...
...In choosing his men," said the Sabbath-school superintendent, "Gideon did not select those who laid aside their arms and threw themselves down to drink...
...The commercial traveler hurried over to Jones, shook hands with him, and ordered his dinner, of roast lamb...
...The little bride agreed, rather ruefully...
...The farmer's eyes twinkled as he slowly drawled: "Waal, 1 reckon I do...
...I suppose you know the man who's running against me...
...Philadelphia Public Ledger...
...Smith, the Republican candidate for sheriff of the county...
...I suppose he believes in taking in the good, pure ozone...
...Then he began to talk business...
...Vancouver Saturday Sunset...
...Widespread Kpidemic In the London hospitals the ailment of the patient, when he is admitted, is denoted by certain letters, such as "T...
...Strong Competition In Colorado, remember, the women vote as well as the men...
...Say, dearest," he whispereu, "there's Mr...
...On the Trail "Do you see that man going along with his head in the air, sniffing with his nose...
...In the fall of 1910 a man named Smith was running for sheriff against a man named Jones...
...an' if ye take plenty av it it'll foind ye lodgings, too.—London Punch...
...A little voice over in the corner piped out, "Here I am, dear...
...Potent Stuff Visitor (sampling Belfast stout with evident appreciation)—Really, this is splendid stuff...
...He's in the house now, holding the baby...
...O. K." appeared...
...You won't mind if I go over and dine with him, will you...
...Think how fine it will be if I go back from my wedding trip With a smashing big order...
...Yes, sir," replied the waiter, "but I'm sure—er——" "Sure nothing...
...B." for tuberculosis...
...Oh, that means 'God only knows,' " replied the English physician — Argonaut...
...An American doctor was examining these history slips when his curiosity was aroused by the number on which the letters "G...
...I know him...
...Then suddenly he looked down at his plate and exclaimed: "Why, where's my lamb...
...One evening just before election Smith rode up to the barn-yard of an old farmer...
...Successful Farming...
...he's hunting for a motor garage, I believe:"-—Kansas City Star...
...What is it, anyhow...
...Drink to me only" etc...
...Jones over there...
...One evening as they entered the dining-room the young husband noticed a good customer at a table near by...
...Workman (interrupting) — Sure, an' it's roight ye are, sor...
...His Lamb A traveler was married and was given a month's holiday...
...I don't mind eating the dog, but I'm blowed if I'm going to eat the kennel, too...
...he took those who watched with one eye and drank with the other...
...He and his bride spent their honeymoon in a quiet summer resort...
...Yes...
...They say that it is hoth meat and drink...
...He then introduced himself: "I am Mr...
...Everybody's...
...He was so earnest about it that he didn't notice when the waiter removed his dishes...
...The farmer was milking a cow and was having difficulty with a lusty calf that continually tried to "butt in...
...Drew the Line "See here, waiter," exclaimed the indignant customer, "here's a piece of wood in my sausage...
Vol. 6 • June 1914 • No. 24
