CULTURE:The Seinfeld Syndrome

Rapping, Elayne

CULTURE Elayne Rapping The Seinfeld Syndrome Am I the only left-leaning U.S. citizen who has not joined the cult of Seinfeld'? I know it's hard to remain cult-less in these days of mass social...

...to even count on long-term relationships of any kind with the people you do five with and see regularly...
...The remarkable Roseanne and her imitators are also dramatic exceptions...
...To which I answer, under my breath, "But I do, I do...
...But that's not how most of us live...
...The cancer schtick involved a guy who pretended to be having chemotherapy so that he could acquire a toupee without embarrassment...
...What, me worry...
...None of these characters has anyone who depends upon them to come home...
...Except that those issues were, even then, even for my white, middle-class kids, the easy ones...
...ask these clever series, as mantras to get us through our pointless postindustrial days...
...Forget education, forget long-term career plans, forget families and the responsibilities and stability they bring...
...Yes, these shows are smarter and generally funnier than their white-bread, suburban predecessors...
...the Invasion of the Body Snatchers at the White House...
...Problems arise, get wittily chatted to death, and are offhandedly resolved and disposed of, like last night's Burger King wrappers to make way for tomorrow's pizza...
...Nor were kids, then or now, oblivious to the issues—social, political, cultural—that kids have always had to worry about and plan for, as they hope the roof stays on for one more generation so they can look forward to some kind of meaningful work and personal life "when they grow up...
...His real (and generally marginal) role was dealing with household matters as a sort of assistant Mom...
...Indeed, the most offensive aspect of the trend may well be its adolescent way of mocking everything that has any meaning whatever...
...Often the characters end up spending the entire show dealing with mishaps encountered in their endless errand-hopping hours...
...These shows make anyone who takes politics—or anything else—seriously seem like a schmuck...
...The Congressional reference became a "Stupid American History" joke...
...It's not that I'm such a big fan of the way industrialism has structured our work and family lives...
...They're certainly intelligent and hip...
...Sure, it would be nice to spend our days planning to go out to dinner or to ball games, or running around doing errands and then talking about them for hours with our equally leisured friends...
...The toupee, it turned out, was the turnon...
...And these were just the serious topics...
...contracts on America...
...When Seinfeld and Ellen and the gang of Friends do the silly things they do to compensate for this big empty abyss in the middle of their lives, it looks like great fun...
...The actual characters and relationships around which all these trivial pursuits revolve depart even more radically from the days of / Love Lucy and Family Ties...
...These shows function as an entirely new, yet logical—even inevitable—media development...
...Nothing in their lives is any more serious or future-oriented than the lives of the misfits and strays they hang out with...
...In fact, what I see as I watch them is a scary commercial message on behalf of the new economic system, in which most of us will have little if any paid (never mind meaningful) work to do, and the family ties (remember that old show...
...He and his co-stars are certainly funny, often hilarious...
...I know it's hard to remain cult-less in these days of mass social anxiety and instability, when each day brings new waves of terror to our fast-shrinking global village: mad rightwing bombers...
...Nonetheless, the idea of work as a daily ritual was maintained as a central element in the structures and plots of these shows...
...For these were the years when the new corporate-driven economic order shepherded us, en masse, into suburban bedroom communities, where we learned to watch sitcoms and commercials—the classic genres—to find out how to adapt...
...None of this ever comes up on these shows...
...After all, they have simply taken a lot of truly funny things we really do think about and talk about and laugh about—in our spare time—when we are finished with our real problems and responsibilities...
...So there won't be any point in planning to buy anything...
...On The Donna Reed Show—where Dad rarely even appeared—and even Father Knows Best, there was little attention paid to what Dad actually did to earn the (always invisible) paycheck upon which the whole structure stood...
...Up in the morning, dressed in business attire and that ubiquitous briefcase within which "work" was JONATHON ROSEN apparently brought home but never attended to, Mr...
...that used to bind us, at least as economic units dependent on the wage of a bread-winner (remember that old term...
...Dad's job—so said the guys on the small screen—was to commute to an office-based job "in the city," while Mom's was to stay home with the new goodies prosperity had brought...
...Date partners come and go with the speed and confusion of a Madonna video...
...Indeed, it is hard to think of a sitcom, except MASH and the Norman Lear oeuvre—both produced in the wake of profound unrest and leftist protest—in which anyone does any work at all that actually resembles what most of us do each day, and in a way that resembles the way most of us do it...
...In each case, the idea that anything meaningful or tragic could possibly accrue to any of these topics was quickly bludgeoned to death...
...It's a fantasy...
...There were also worries about college boards, about whether someone, or someone's girlfriend, was pregnant, about drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and—even in middle-class neighborhoods—the occasional hassle with racist, bullying police officers who were always particularly nasty to racially mixed groups of teenagers, no matter where they bought their shirts or what their parents did for a living...
...Work itself, then, was already, even in the fifties, diminishing in the representational world of mass culture, as the things men did for money became less and less dignified, less and less interesting, less and less autonomous, meaningful, and fulfilling...
...Characters do a lot of fussing about minor errands that turn out to be more time-consuming than you would imagine...
...And for those of us who can't quite get with the culture of crystals, or twelve steps, or cyberspace intimacy, or psychic healing, Seinfeld does seem a harmless enough way of getting our minds off our troubles...
...On a recent episode of Seinfeld, for example, the topics that arose to fill the empty hours ranged from cancer to Congressional whips to a misunderstanding with an African-American cop, in which Kramer apparently called him a "pig...
...Nonetheless, these happy-go-lucky Dads still were seen as breadwinners...
...Needless to say, politics is a nonexistent concept in the worldview that informs this scattershot existence...
...What they present is a vision of the world and its future that I, for one, find terrifying...
...Gray Flannel Suit was the titular head of a household which, in truth, functioned almost entirely without his interference...
...Call me a hopeless Puritan...
...But at the risk of alienating everyone I know, I must say that I find the show, and its fast multiplying gaggle of clones—Mad About You, Ellen, Friends—almost as scary as the social and political nightmares they serve to momentarily mask...
...out-of-control viruses...
...And after a short stretch, it's a fantasy that grates...
...I should know: I live just a block from the building in which Mad About You is supposed to take place.* Elayne Rapping, most recently the author of "Media-tions," published by South End Press, appears in this space every other month...
...The yuppie narcissisms, the shirking of responsibilities, the sneering at politics all get to be a bit much...
...Ozzie and Harriet and The Danny Thomas Show were the first in a long tradition of family-business-as-show-business series in which Dad, and sometimes Mom and even the kids, got their paychecks from the media itself, doing work whose only product was laughter...
...But a world in which all time is spare and empty and free, in which all relationships and problems are trivial and transient and disposable, in which days and nights spread out before us in an endless line of pointless, silly, slap-happy conversations and activities—that, it seems to me, is anything but amusing or charming to contemplate...
...They even hang out on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, one of the last bastions of intellectual, left-liberal culture...
...It's not a good idea...
...or tried to get away with in Scrabble...
...to have kids that you see regularly and have some kind of influence on...
...But I see, in this airwave invasion of sitcoms about young Manhattanites with no real family or work responsibilities and nothing to do but hang out and talk about it, an insidious message about the future of Western civilization...
...After all, it was Mom who did most of the actual "work" upon which the system seemed to rest—the yearning for, purchasing, caring for, and replacing the consumer products that made the brave new world go round...
...Even in those early days, an unusual number of Dads seemed to hang around the house a lot and to make their livings not by dragging briefcases to out-of-frame urban offices, but—like Seinfeld himself— within the entertainment industry...
...In these shows we see a vision of daily life in which neither work nor parenting nor human relationships in general have much meaning or even staying power...
...Even thirty something, while not a sitcom, was a family show in which the Dads went off to work producing fantasies with which to sell products, while the Moms raised the kids, kept the men in line, bought great stuff, and tried to figure out what to do with themselves...
...But these new sitcoms—which seem to be functioning as cheering squads for the end of work and family life as we, and the media heretofore, have known it—don't offer much in the way of replacement...
...Who is right about the pronunciation of that polysyllabic word we heard on Jeopardy...
...Today, what passes on Friends and Seinfeld for an alternative—free at last from the oppression of corporate work and the father-dominated nuclear family—is a flat and empty vision indeed...
...The cleaning dropped off last week gets mixed up with someone else's, for example, and the poor hero must attend a formal dinner in a tux five inches too long or short in the sleeves and pants...
...On Seinfeld, on Mad About You, on Ellen, on Friends, most of what fills the plot line and focuses the action, such as it is, are trivial "McGuffins" of small talk and mixed messages...
...People share apartments well into their thirties and hope their invisible jobs will hold up so they can pay their share of the rent for the next month...
...The Mad About You couple is married, but they have about as much stability as any college couple sharing an off-campus apartment for the term...
...In / Love Lucy and The Dick Van Dyke Show, they even went off to work each day, leaving Mom at home while they slaved away writing jokes or rehearsing songs at their show-biz offices...
...The rest of the twenty-two minutes was spent worrying about eyeglass frames, wondering whether a "hi" would be misunderstood, and trying to pick up a woman in a coffee shop...
...Forget about growing up, period...
...On the one hand, they do indeed diverge radically from the classic professional career/family-based sitcom we have come to know and love/hate...
...asks one roommate to the rest, and I feel I am back in an earlier age, when my own kids were in junior high and chores and homework and bringing dates home to meet the folks were the issues we argued about...
...These people have the problems and attention spans of junior-high-school kids, and about the same amount of responsibility and maturity...
...What is the funny smell in the back of Seinfeld's car...
...Sure, it would be nice to think we could all just hang out in comfortable apartments (the Seinfeld and Mad About You pads, with their bicycles hung on walls and lines of breakfast cereals visible from the living room, are a far cry from the plush homes of the Cleavers and Huxtables, but they aren't refrigerator cartons under a bridge, either...
...the sudden, nerve-wracking reappearance of the word "socialist" as a political swear word in public discourse...
...have become untenable...
...And that has continued to be the work of choice for sitcom producers and writers, from The Partridge Family to WKRP in Cincinnati to Home Improvement to Blossom to Frasier to Murphy Brown to this season's new hits, News Radio and Hope and Gloria...
...But even back then, when TV Dads were Dads and Moms were Moms and their job descriptions were clear and unambiguous, the role of work in Sitcom Land was already problematic...
...And the cop plot was reduced to a silly riff in which Kramer affects an eyepatch and stumbles around in an effort to adjust his vision...
...That sort of thing can go on for a whole segment, or even longer, as ". . .To Be Continued" becomes an ever more common way to drag out the trivia of daily life into ever further threads of "you-know-the-feeling" humor...
...Who forgot to vacuum last week...
...But do remind yourself every once in a while of how different these people really are from you and your real neighbors...
...On the other hand, the TV sitcom, with its rigid work and gender patterns, was always, at heart, propaganda for a radical and in many ways terrifying new economic order...
...Unlike even the wacky Ricardos and Mertzes (or the Bundys of Married With Children, for that matter), these people rarely worry about deadlines and never have disciplinary problems—except with their pets, perhaps...
...How can we make a Thanksgiving dinner to suit each of our mismatched, variously weird, friends and relations...
...It's all very stressful...
...There won't be any jobs worth having, you see...

Vol. 59 • September 1995 • No. 9


 
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