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No Comment Read Before Eating Associated Press report in The New York Times: "The Government is sending messages in tortilla packages to remind illegal aliens about the deadline to apply for...

...They're Everywhere, They're Everywhere News item from the Anchorage Daily News: "A river man from Skwentna warned Monday that a highly publicized Siberia-Alaska medical-exchange program is probably a KGB plot to learn the biological peculiarities of Alaskans and use that information for military purposes...
...A Dog's Life From the pet-care column in Better Homes & Gardens: " 'Spoil' your dog with a treat now and then: Perhaps a visit to the fast-food drive-through window is in order after a trip to the veterinarian's office...
...you see someone move, you shoot...
...Games People Play News item from Federal Computer Week, as reported in PC Magazine...
...Such special treats can better your relationship with your pet...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...The basic model—in red, blue, yellow, or green—costs $4.50 a pair...
...The scientific exchange program, sponsored by the University of Alaska, is 'a major battle being won by communism in our own great land,' said Tom Payton in a speech to about twenty people gathered at the Sheraton Hotel for a meeting of the Alaska Delegation for Eternal Vigilance...
...Department of Energy by Martin Marietta Energy Systems, Inc., refers to cancer deaths as "health effects...
...An expert system developed by the Rand Corporation to help military leaders use computers to simulate international conflicts generally kept concluding that escalation into war was irrational...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise News item from the Boston Phoenix: "A couple of computer experts doing business as Beeper Plus have invented a portable sports-information beeper called the Sports Page [which] can be clipped to your belt or carried in your pocket and will display eighty sports scores, updated every five minutes on a thirty-two character dot-matrix screen that lights up for nighttime reading...
...And an Israeli lieutenant named Sagi, quoted in The Baltimore Sun: "I tell you, I think it is the most difficult job they've done...
...Simple Arithmetic James Ionson, director of Innovative Science and Technology for the Pentagon's Strategic Defense Initiative program, commenting on the boycott of Star Wars by many leading scientists: "Two second-rate scientists are as good as one first-rate one...
...So the Pentagon ordered Rand to reprogram the system to declare war more often...
...Why not owe your home to Wells Fargo...
...A designer line, featuring beads and glitter, costs $10...
...A Rose by Any Other Name Environmental Surveillance of the Oak Ridge Reservation and Surrounding Environs, a report prepared for the U.S...
...The Immigration and Naturalization Service has printed 80,000 Spanish-language reminders on four-by-six-inch pieces of paper, and next week it plans to send them to tortilla factories in Brownfield and Odessa, Texas, and Lovington, New Mexico, where they will be inserted into packages...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...No Comment Read Before Eating Associated Press report in The New York Times: "The Government is sending messages in tortilla packages to remind illegal aliens about the deadline to apply for immigration amnesty...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...Nearer My God to Thee From a Denver Post report on the second annual Christian Expo held at the Denver Merchandise Mart: "Another booth, called 'Revelation T-shirts,' sells a shirt featuring Jesus in a space suit...
...Frontiers of Fashion Wear and Share, an Austin, Texas, firm, is marketing earrings made of packaged condoms mounted on cardboard squares...
...The beeper costs $325 with a $55 per month service charge...
...This Hurts Me More Than It Hurts You Headline from The Miami Herald: Beating tactic takes toll on Israeli troops...
...The Way It Is Some 7,000 home-equity loan customers of California's Wells Fargo Bank received the following message with their monthly statements: "You owe your soul to the company store...
...In addition to results for pro football, pro basketball, pro baseball, pro hockey, pro boxing (title fights only), college football, college basketball, and horse racing, the Sports Page will also report on weather conditions, sports schedules, pitching match-ups, racing exactas, daily doubles, track conditions, injury reports, point spreads and odds, racing scratches, and payouts...
...Even some of the astronauts who said they aren't believers believed they were in the presence of God when they were in space,' said T-shirt creator Victor Av-ersano, explaining his idea...
...Bank officials said it was all a mistake—a computer test message that shouldn't have been sent out...
...An equity advantage loan can help you spend what could have been your children's inheritance...
...They said in Lebanon it was easier...
...They were in Lebanon, some of them...

Vol. 52 • May 1988 • No. 5


 
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