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SO COMMENT Praying for Profits An invocation delivered by Chaplain William E. Crews to a session of the Kansas state senate: "Almighty God, You have called us to work in Your vineyard: Guide us to...

...It's the Spirit From the Christmas catalog of Sakowitz, a Houston store: "If you are a true romantic, you will 'bathe her in champagne...
...The U.S...
...Support Your Local Police A U.S...
...Bon Appetit...
...The game continues until one person is left 'alive...
...Memories Are Made of This Nancy Reagan describing (on the CBS Morning News) her husband's "steel trap" mind: "He can remember facts and figures that I have long since forgotten and everyone else has, too...
...toast your love with the best...
...From the Robert Edmunds 1984-1985 winter catalog: "Here's a belt that few could duplicate: 101 rifle shells (empty of any explosive charge) on a metal clip makes a fascinating accent item...
...Submissions cannot be acknowledged or returned...
...This we ask in the name of Jesus Christ...
...Up to three milligrams of mammalian excreta are allowed for every pound of ginger...
...Please send original clippings or photocopies and give name and date of publication...
...We now provide props and the staging is up to you...
...Amen...
...Commerce Department regulation, Section 5999B of the Commodity Control List, authorizes the unlicensed export to Australia, Japan, New Zealand, and NATO countries of items officially identified as "specially designed implements of torture...
...Readers are invited to submit No Comment items...
...The purpose of the game is to have fun and meet people...
...59.95...
...Frontiers of Free Enterprise Classified Associates of Washington, D.C., sells shredded secret documents, at $3.95 a box, in the Pentagon Book Store...
...One 'Birthday Bath' from Kohler with polished twenty-four carat gold fixtures and 15,961.6 ounces of Taittinger Comtes de Champagne...
...Weighs just under seven pounds...
...It turned out, according to United Press International, that he was trying to buy condoms at Shannon's duty-free shop...
...Food and Drug Administration's "food defect action levels" permit an average of twenty maggots for every 100 grams of canned mushrooms...
...Morley Safer, owner of five trench coats, as quoted in The Wall Street Journal: "You can be a foreign correspondent without a trench coat, but you can't look like a foreign correspondent without a trench coat...
...Safety First From a New York Times report on salvage of radioactive cargo from a French liner wrecked off the Belgian coast: "In a related development, British servicemen on allied maneuvers in Belgium were ordered to cancel chemical warfare games because of the radiation scare caused by the Mont Louis wreck, the British Defense Ministry said...
...and always have Taittinger's Comtes de Champagne, Blanc de Blancs, Chardonnay chilling...
...Perfectly Clear Chilean President Augusto Pinochet, explaining his decision to impose a state of siege: "It is precisely in order to safeguard democracy and liberty that today more than ever it is necessary to be inflexible...
...Would-be urban warriors can wear the belt as a sash...
...Games People Play From a student newspaper account of "the assassins game," as played at the River Falls campus of the University of Wisconsin: "The game starts by having all participants receive an assassin's contract with the name of another player on it...
...The assassin must 'kill' his person by legally shooting him with a dart gun within the rules of the game...
...I See by Your Outfit...
...SO COMMENT Praying for Profits An invocation delivered by Chaplain William E. Crews to a session of the Kansas state senate: "Almighty God, You have called us to work in Your vineyard: Guide us to prune and fertilize with calculated care in this quarter section called government that the corporate vineyard of society may bear good fruit to Your honor and glory and our well being...
...Military types can hang the belt on the wall...
...International Misunderstanding Authorities at the international airport in Shannon, Ireland, thought they had a defector on their hands when a Soviet passenger inquired about "protection" during the stopover of an Aeroflot Moscow-to-Havana flight...
...A Commerce spokesman explained, according to Newsweek, that the implements include "thumbscrews and cattle prodsójust routine items for the police...
...It Isn't the Gift that Counts...
...54,161.41...

Vol. 49 • January 1985 • No. 1


 
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