PIRKE BANIM (Saying of the Children )

Collins, Michael

RAISON D'ETRE "Israel is for living in or passing through depending on whether you are people or the Jordan River.'' INFLATION SPIRAL "// the coastline of the Jordan River was straightened out it...

...It takes all my knowing to know that Haifa is in Israel...
...THE NEW GEOGRAPHY________ "Although the world as a whole is less than 113th land, Israel is greatly above the world average...
...MEGALOPOLIS REVISITED '' When I learned that Tel Aviv and Jaffa were so close together, I would have fainted if I knew how.'' IT'S THERE SOMEPLACE...
...This was really in the nineteenth century, but for some reason time travels faster than dates.'' POPULATION EXPLOSION "Tel Aviv has groan to its present size by the people-population method...
...Maybe it is in north Israel...
...TRANSPORTATION '' West of Ashdod, it has been found that car travel is faster by boat...
...T OR F?________________ ' 'Some of my idiot-friends (that I will remain nameless) get all mixed up about whether Haifa is north or south of Acre...
...These fish have shallow places where they feed, called banks...
...Many questions have been aroused in my mind about Haifa...
...RAISON D'ETRE "Israel is for living in or passing through depending on whether you are people or the Jordan River.'' INFLATION SPIRAL "// the coastline of the Jordan River was straightened out it would reach much farther...
...NEVER ON SHABBAT ' 'Some kind of industry is going on in Israel all the time, around the clock, twelve days a week...
...But they must cut government spending somewhere.'' __________EPHEMERAL MAN _______ "Compared to the Jordan River, people have been living therefor only a drop in the bucket.'' ________ANOTHER MISFORTUNE_____ '' This river is fdled with fish by the teaming thousands...
...Maybe it is in south Israel...
...TISHREI 5736 MOMENT 51...
...The main trouble with Haifa is it gives more questions than answers...
...They are only the squishy fishy kind...
...COVERING ALL THE BASES ' 'All of Israel, with the possible exception of the western two-thirds, is flat mountainous country...
...I do not know...
...Misfortunately these are not the money kind of banks...
...CURRENT DATA ' 'Jerusalem was made the capital of King David's kingdom around 1000, but I forget whether it was in A.C...
...Then it is not Haifa...
...Haifa is a famous city in Israelfew people ever heard of...
...Here, we call it rain...
...Louis, Missouri, come the following insights about Israel as perceived by his young charges...
...The World Zionist Organization was founded in 1897...
...One good way I have figured out how to tell between Acre and Haifa is one of them is below the other on the map when I can ever think which it is...
...Isn't Acre just north of it...
...NOMENCLATURE___________ "They call their water a natural resource...
...Sayings of the Children) From Michael Collins, an elementary school teacher in St...
...PIKUACH NEFESH____________ "The Sea of Galilee has saved many lives by people not trying to swim across it...
...Please tell me so I can tell them if any of this is true or false.'' PIECE DE RESISTANCE____ "Haifa is in Israel...
...or D. C. times...
...Before 1967 Israel was long up and down with a skinny sideways.'' "Look at Haifa on the map...

Vol. 1 • September 1975 • No. 3


 
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