Laurel Canyon Bend It Like Beckham

Alleva, Richard

SCREEN Richard Alleva GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 'Laurel Canyon' & "Bend It Like Beckham' What's the best way of re-belling against your par-ents when they happen to belong to a minority? By joining the...

...They include British and American rock musicians making a CD under the earth-mothering supervision of the house's owner, Jane, a fortyish, bisexual record producer dedicated to hard work, hard loving, and hard partying...
...Yet the characterizations-as written-also reveal the movie's one-sid-edness and lack of eloquence...
...thesis on the sex life of fruitflies, soon finds herself drawn to the sex life of rock 'n' rollers...
...So here are a few blurbs: MAGNIFICENT MULTICULTURAL FUN...
...photography that never candycoats the grim English weather but discovers the real beauty latent in homeliness...
...Blah, blah, blah...
...Alas, the resemblance never entered Cholodenko's mind...
...Rich puritans may wear tweeds but they do not read the author of Sodome et Gomorrhe...
...And doesn't Alex distracted from her fruit flies, call to mind the lab-coated, bespectacled Cary Grant of Bringing Up Baby, distracted from his dinosaur bones by the lovelier bones of Kate Hepburn...
...The direction and cinematography make us feel vividly the itchy claustrophobia of the fiancees trapped in their bedroom, but we never get a solid sense of the entire house, the surrounding countryside, or the ugliness of the freeway...
...Trouble is, the family and its entire clan have already been transformed by British urban life in West London...
...In outline, this bustling little masterpiece resembles one of those movies made for the Disney Channel...
...By joining the majority, of course...
...and the plot wends its weary, meandering way to the predestined orgy confrontation...
...acting, by Parmindeer Nagra (as Jess) and a large cast unknown to me (except for the reliable Juliet Stevenson), that makes the characters as familiar as old friends, yet still capable of surprising you...
...or you'll never know why the line, "Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes" is, in context, one of the most hilarious sentences ever uttered in the annals of recorded comedy, or why a movie that contains such a line is nevertheless suitable for the entire family...
...True, once she gets past the first two reels, Cholo-denko tries to provoke our sympathy for the pair and to give them depth...
...Tries and fails...
...editing subliminally fast in the sport sequences but attentive in the intimate scenes...
...House of the Seven Gables, maybe...
...Kate Beckinsale can't overcome the incoherence of Alex as written (see below) but she's both a good actress and eye candy...
...Laurel Canyon is the name and setting of Lisa Cholodenko's second feature (I missed her first, the much-praised High Art...
...In fact, an orgy a trois with Ian and her own prospective mother-in-law seems to be in the offing for the bride-to-be...
...Refinement besieged by the raffish...
...Disney-like in sweetness, yes, but in its earthy texture and liberating insolence, this movie has a real kinship with Joan Littlewood's almost forgotten Sparrows Can't Sing (1962) and early Richard Lester (A Hard Day's Night, The Knack...
...While Jane and Ian are consistently and humorously sketched (their actions springing logically from their psychology and their milieu), Alex and Sam are mere concoctions...
...The writer /director simply can't get into the mind of this escapee from bohemia...
...They need to be in a screwball comedy, since they are from the very beginning the sort of fuddy-duddies Gail Patrick and Ralph Bellamy repeatedly played in the 1930s...
...Against disorder, laxness, neurosis, squalor, and everything else Mom stands for in Sam's mind...
...Secrets and Lies, Jungle Fever, Magnolia, Interiors, and all of John Cassavetes's films except Gloria, are film examples of psychodrama...
...welcome to the spare bedroom on the second floor, kids, and please don't mind the electric guitars wailing twelve hours a day and the fact that we party till dawn in the swimming pool just below your windows, even though Sam has to get up at 5:30 a.m...
...Since all the power of psychodrama resides in the human face and voice, the physical world is scanted and this limits the visual aspects of the moviemaking...
...Alessandro Nivola mines Ian for all the skuzzy humor the character contains...
...There is no feeling for the details or atmosphere of work, neither the way a psychiatric ward functions nor the way a rock band creates...
...When Alex calls her father a puritan and then defines a puritan as someone "who reads Proust and wears tweeds," we know we're dealing with a writer who lacks social acumen...
...Teenaged Jess struggles with her parents until they see she must Be Herself...
...Helicopter shots sprinkled throughout the action keep reminding us that the locale, scooped out of rolling hillsides, is a bit of Californian paradise bordering on hell-an L.A...
...The rockers may be potheads and orgiasts but Sam is the real rebel of the movie...
...Its storytelling is perfunctory, since the initial setup is factitious (Jane, a well-connected show-biz artist/businesswoman really couldn't find a friend with whom to board the youngsters...
...Consider two new movies that show what happens when a whelp from an enclave merges with the masses...
...to hie himself to the psychiatric ward where he is interning...
...So the canyon provides an oasis from hurly burly...
...Aren't we talking about screwball comedy here...
...Against Mom's bohemia...
...As if all that weren't enough, Sam at work keeps noticing the luminescent eyes and high cheekbones of the beautiful second-year intern from Israel, while Alex, left behind in Laurel Canyon to type her Ph.D...
...As Jane, Frances McDormand serves up her usual odd blend of goofi-ness, maternal warmth, and sexiness, an ideal combination for this particular character...
...So it's off to the hospital every morning to learn how to heal shattered psyches, but back every night to a bedroom throbbed by rock music, scented by the aroma of marijuana, and invaded by the noises of his mother having rough sex with lead singer Ian at the other end of the corridor...
...In its characterizations, the movie is at its worst and at its best...
...Either on stage or on screen, a psy-chodrama's plot exists mainly to provide an excuse for five or six scenes in which characters sit on couches, around kitchen tables, or in restaurant booths, staring into one another's eyes, while whispering, muttering, screaming or flatly stating home truths...
...Jess and her best friend clash over a hunky coach until friendship and soccer make both girls rise above it...
...Conformists mewed with bohemi-ans...
...Laurel Canyon has its genial moments and is never as solemn as its betrothed academics, but it belongs to the same genre being currently traversed by 90 percent of today's American Indie filmmakers and by many foreign artists as well: psychodrama...
...However, the defects of the genre glare...
...Even if it seems more influenced by Arthur (Primal Scream) Janov than Ibsen or D. W. Griffith, psychodrama is indeed drama since it comprises conflict, confrontations, climaxes, and resolutions...
...Against Mom...
...Stage examples are legion, notably the greatest American play of them all, Long Day's Journey into Night, so obviously I intend no sweeping indictment...
...Poor Sam...
...Also, Jane's son, Sam, and his fiancee, Alex, who were promised the house as a waysta-tion between Harvard Medical School and the launching of their careers...
...Does she even understand the class into which Alex was born...
...Gurinder Chadha's film deals with an Indian-Brit girl's desire to play soccer in defiance of her parents' wish to have her behave like a proper Indian maiden suitable for the marriage market...
...A FAMILY FLICK THAT OUTDOES DISNEY...
...At a supposedly traditional Indian feast, a cell phone rings and everybody, including the sari-clad grandmothers, dives into pockets and purses...
...But this corny pie crust has the most delicious filling: wonderfully rude dialogue that snaps and glistens...
...Not for the people inside the house where Cholodenko takes us...
...Calling on his own specialty, turbulence concealed by blandness, Christian Bale makes Sam a normal guy manque...
...When Sam recalls the high school teacher who straightened him out and gave him the ambition to succeed in conventional society, his monologue is so cloudily written that we never get a vivid picture of the father figure...
...Everything hinges on who did what to whom and who is to blame for the speaker's emotional pain...
...When Jane probes Alex for her reaction to a song being recorded, this gorgeous, wealthy, academically triumphant nymph behaves with all the elan of a squashed cabbage...
...The CD refuses to gel, the musicians won't move out until it does, so...
...She's always been like this," snarls Sam...
...freeway...
...Worst of all, the characters tend to be scab-scratching crybabies instead of interesting strivers toward compelling goals...
...The past is dredged up, summed up, poked at, denied, admitted, spat out, sighed over, forgiven, digested, surmounted...
...see this movie...
...There is very little pleasure in storytelling qua storytelling...
...How prim does Cholodenko think rich beauties are...
...I am a clueless idiot, or, in deference to the movie I'm about to recommend, a gormless mug...
...All this is true of Laurel Canyon...
...Having spent most of my column on the spineless Laurel Canyon, I have little space left to do anything for the exhilarating Bend It Like Beckham, except rave about it...
...The acting is good...
...Because the rockers she's talking to are sexually raffish and she's prim...

Vol. 130 • May 2003 • No. 9


 
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