The Bootblack Stand
Plunkitt, George Washington
The Bootblack Stand by George Washington Plunkitt Dear Dr. Plunkitt: I am the newly reelected head of the National Organization for Women (NOW) and I would like to do something...
...It is not like I vus talking about someone in power is it...
...Up with us, Karen DeCrow Dear Ms...
...I suggest you rename that state Hysteria...
...You have brought us all together with your thoughtful publications, your demonstrations, and now your national women's strike...
...Now—mein gott!— you shuld veel the heat in the kitchen...
...You have brought us all together with your thoughtful publications, your demonstrations, and now your national women's strike...
...Plunkitt: Ven I vus in Canada jus a vew veeks ago my dinner hosts neglected to turn off my microscope and my remarks ver overheard by the press...
...You have done more for peace in our time than a whole army of saints and martyrs...
...Secretary of State Dear Mr...
...She has no been in power for years...
...Now—mein gott!— you shuld veel the heat in the kitchen...
...Secretary: I am not sure you ever could look her it the eye...
...For vun ting der is terrible commotion over da fact det I told my host vut an owful man Nixon vus...
...Vell she is, but dis is da ting dat has me in truble...
...Plunkitt: I am the newly reelected head of the National Organization for Women (NOW) and I would like to do something r...
...By the way, why do you thinl Jackie Kennedy is so sexy...
...I mean Nixon is not der President now...
...Und during da same dinner I mentioned det Jackie Kennedy Onassis is "sexy...
...Secretary of State Dear Mr...
...I suggest you rename that state Hysteria...
...Plunkitt: I am the newly reelected head of the National Organization for Women (NOW) and I would like to do something really dramatic for my cause...
...What should I do...
...Sincerely, Henry Kissinger...
...I want them to have unity...
...You have done more for peace in our time than a whole army of saints and martyrs...
...I would like to show their strength...
...I want them to play heads-up football...
...But vhy is everybody angry mit me now...
...I mean Nixon is not der President now...
...Und during da same dinner I mentioned det Jackie Kennedy Onassis is "sexy...
...GWP My Dear Dr...
...You are the lovers of humanity, the healers of malevolent spirits...
...DeCrow: In this day of rampant male chauvinism it is so nice to receive a letter from a person whose organization has done so much to bring all persons, regardless of genitalia, toward mutual understanding and respect...
...From my calculations she mus be at least four inches taller than you...
...By the way, why do you thinl Jackie Kennedy is so sexy...
...My vife is so mad she could turn me into head cheese...
...But vhy is everybody angry mit me now...
...A day hardly passes that one does not hear a burly machismo-type politician roaring away about the great achievements of men, their intelligence, their competence, their moral strength...
...GWI 34 The Alternative: An American Spectator December 19 The Bootblack Stand by George Washington Plunkitt Dear Dr...
...I want them to play heads-up football...
...From my calculations she mus be at least four inches taller than you...
...Up with us, Karen DeCrow Dear Ms...
...She has no been in power for years...
...I want them to have pride...
...I would like to show their strength...
...IN/1 suggestion is that your wear elevato shoes...
...How can I effer luk her in da eye again...
...GWI 34 The Alternative: An American Spectator December 19 The Bootblack Stand by George Washington Plunkitt Dear Dr...
...I would like to do something that would show the intelligence, the competence, the moral superiority of women...
...A day hardly passes that one does not hear a burly machismo-type politician roaring away about the great achievements of men, their intelligence, their competence, their moral strength...
...You are the lovers of humanity, the healers of malevolent spirits...
...I suggest you merely ask Congress to turn over to you a small Southern state in which you may quietly till your own plots and continue your good deeds...
...Plunkitt: I am the newly reelected head of the National Organization for Women (NOW) and I would like to do something really dramatic for my cause...
...I want them to have pride...
...IN/1 suggestion is that your wear elevato shoes...
...I would like to do something that would show the intelligence, the competence, the moral superiority of women...
...How can I effer luk her in da eye again...
...Vell she is, but dis is da ting dat has me in truble...
...For vun ting der is terrible commotion over da fact det I told my host vut an owful man Nixon vus...
...Sincerely, Henry Kissinger...
...Secretary: I am not sure you ever could look her it the eye...
...My vife is so mad she could turn me into head cheese...
...What should I do...
...I suggest you merely ask Congress to turn over to you a small Southern state in which you may quietly till your own plots and continue your good deeds...
...I want them to have unity...
...Their chauvinism destroys the most tender human couplings...
...Wherever one looks, in special sections of the newspaper, on daytime television,one sees these men haranguing the achievements of men and threatening the very existence of Womankind...
...Plunkitt: Ven I vus in Canada jus a vew veeks ago my dinner hosts neglected to turn off my microscope and my remarks ver overheard by the press...
...Wherever one looks, in special sections of the newspaper, on daytime television,one sees these men haranguing the achievements of men and threatening the very existence of Womankind...
...Their chauvinism destroys the most tender human couplings...
...GWP My Dear Dr...
...DeCrow: In this day of rampant male chauvinism it is so nice to receive a letter from a person whose organization has done so much to bring all persons, regardless of genitalia, toward mutual understanding and respect...
...You and your illustrious sisters, resolutely and with dignity and compassion for all, have never tired in affirming the need for human understanding and cooperation...
...It is not like I vus talking about someone in power is it...
...You and your illustrious sisters, resolutely and with dignity and compassion for all, have never tired in affirming the need for human understanding and cooperation...
Vol. 9 • December 1975 • No. 3
