The Continuing Crisis
The Continuing Crisis Editorial:
...Cooper on Social Sciences as Sorcery . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Haven Bradford Gew on Bare Ruined Choirs . . . . . . . . . 20 Aram Bakshian, Jr...
...9 On the very day that Secretariat won the $250,000 Marlboro Cup at Belmont, Sweden's Good King Gustav passed on...
...good news via two audacious pediatric researchers who have found that youngsters will actually benefit more from communes than from the antiquated nuclear family...
...9 Reports of cannibalism seeped out- of the jungles of New Zealand and Washington...
...The "Perfect Master," Maharaj Ji, now touring America for the first time, has come down with ulcers...
...But the most ominous piece of economic news comes from Salt Lake City where the City Commission hiked the fee for late burials in the city cemetery...
...9 An indication of the growing economic sophistication of some American businessmen was revealed when a group of modern J.P...
...From New Zealand came word that primitive tribesmen had dined on the tender parts of government game warden Felix O. Johnson, B.F., and from Washington came reports that White House assistant presidents were dining on the tender parts of Vice-President Agnew and Treasury Secretary Schultz, among others...
...In a decision that gave the boot to Korean cultural freedom and insulted millions of American aesthetes, the South Korean Education Ministry banned The Godfather...
...Bloodless officials in Brentwood, New Jersey, have eschewed clinical treatment of those 12,000 pheasants, who were supposedly exposed to equine encephalitis, and instead gassed the entire flock...
...The paper shortage continues...
...According to Dr...
...Earlier he spoke appasionata of his aspirat-ions for his second administration, an administration which is now revving up furiously though it remains in neutral...
...Duggan David Friedman [] Jerry Gerde [] John Kelly Leslie Lenkowsky [] W. Wesley McDonald Robert McTiernan [] Jeffrey M. Nelson [] Gary North Terry O'Rourke [] G.W...
...Robert W. Deisher and Charley M. Johnston, commune-bred youngsters "related to sex as something interesting and enjoyable but not of central importance...
...All those not interred by 4:30 P.M...
...It was announced that the cost of living had taken yet another giant step...
...Abbie Hoffman has indefinitely postponed editing videotapes of his vasectomy...
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...In fact this year's automobiles are so ugly that it is probable they will be displayed at the Mus~e Nationale d'Art Moderne...
...Finally, a leading producer of athletic equipment announced that it is exploring the feasibility of producing athletic supporters for women...
...Morgans suggested a "Nixon Center" be named after the author of wage and price controls and be "dedicated to free enterprise...
...9 It appears that a new mode of thrillseeking has claimed its first victim, rock star Steve Perron, who Rolling Stone reports "died from inhaling vomit during his sleep...
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...John Ford died on the last day of August...
...on What Went Wrong With American Education . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Timothy Wheeler on An Introduction to Christian Economics . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 J. Tim Fennell on The Semblance of Peace . . . . . . . . . . 26 Jack Simmons on The Rise of Radicalism . . . . . . . . . . . 29 Published remarkably without regard to race, color, creed, or (most redundantly of all) national origin---and yes, sex, even s e x . Editor in Chief: R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr...
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...A month of brummagem and gas...
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...Mumtag Rahawi was freed after being convicted for trying to blow up his wife with a mortar shell...
...George Nathan Americana Editor: C.H...
...Louis authorities at Anheuser-Busch, the world's largest brewery, declared a shortage of the national nectar...
...Philip Berrigan, sent a thrill through radical religious communities when she was booked for stealing a chain saw from a Sears Roebuck store...
...And in San Francisco, Gamaliel Washingten and his ninety-three-year-old mother were arrested for mail fraud...
...Wayne TELEVISION WTTV-Bioomington, Indianapolis WPTA-Roanoke SARKES TARZlAN INC...
...9 But the month's gravest loss was not suffered by religious radicals but by American art lovers when they learned that Mr...
...III I I [ DEPARTMENTS The Continuing Crisis . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 Editorial: R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 The Business of America: Lindley H. Clark . . . . . . . . . . . 4 Contributors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8. The Public Policy: Peter Rusth0ven . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 The Nation's Pulse: Victor Gold . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Brudnoy's Index . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Letter from a Whig: C. Bascom Slemp . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 The Great American Column: C. H. Simonds . . . . . . . . . 21 Talkies: David Brudnoy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Correspondence . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 The Bootblack Stand . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Current Wisdom: by Assorted Jackasses . . . . . . . . . . . . 30 ARTICLES Felix Morley: From Robert A. Taft to Watergate . . . . . . . 5 Patrick Cosgrave: The Mind of Toryism . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Thomas Molnar: The Inarticulate Society of the Future...
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...And in Vancouver, Washington, the president of the American Bar Association, Inc...
...Gas stations went on strike throughout the country during the last week of September, and in St...
...Authorities uncovered their scheme to sell stocks in a nonexistent corporation that supposedly would franchise a swanky string of fortunetelling salons throughout California, New York, and Massachusetts...
...Hoffman and three colleagues were arrested for merchanting $500,000 worth of cocaine to undercover agents...
...The redoubtable National Anti-Vivisection Society has filed suit in Chicago on their behalf...
...In Bakersfield, California, Leonard W. Comeau, 19, took the hand of the former Ela Mae Fisher, 72...
...MANUFACTURING NEWSPAPERS RADIO Tuner Division Semi-Conductor Division Broadcast Equipment Division Air Trimmer Division Magnetic Tape Division in America...
...Martha Mitchell separated from the former Attorney General, and a spokesbeing for the Coast Guard confirmed rumors that it had repealed anachronistic requirements stipulating separate comfort stations on ships...
...9 On September 10 President Nixon sent Congress a second State of the Union Message, consisting mainly of fifty reheated legislative proposals...
...James Grant Peter Hughes [] Joseph A. Morris [] Roger D. Tyrrell Contributors: Paul Bernstein [] Frank W. Blatchford IH Barry Burr [] Ron Docksai [] J.P...
...9 Judge John Sirica ordered President Nixon to come forth with his tapes, a decision which the President's barristers appealed...
...Hundreds of lawyers and judges from 115 countries met in Abidjan to discuss world peace through world law, a larger mob assembled in Algeria to discuss the prospects of what pundits call the Third World, and a smaller mob met in Nairobi to discuss the mysteries of the International Monetary Fund...
...Even more repulsive are the new television shows, many of which have come under the investigation of local mental health associations...
...D.W...
...After threatening for months to unveil their 1974 masterpieces, the auto industry and the television industry suited their actions to their words and once again astounded the civilized world by surpassing all earlier abominations, including the 1955 DeSoto and the recently exhumed Jack Paar Show...
...And Sister Elizabeth McAlister, who recently married the Rev...
...Cooper [] John R. Coyne, Jr...
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...On September 3 the gas shortage eased when Congress reconvened...
...Can this be a weird new religious experience...
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...10 Chris Hughes: A Letter from Europe . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 REVIEWS i George Carey on Mr...
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...Republican . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 Robert F. Turner on Fire in the Lake . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 Victor Baras on Out of the Ruins of Europe . . . . . . . . . 18 D.W...
...President Marcos banned women's slacks in the Philippines, and trade un(continued on page 31) 2 The Alternative November 1973 CONTINUING CRISIS (continued from page 2) ionism scored a splendid triumph in Lagos when that progressive metropolis' 20,000 women of delight announced their unionization, a move designed to win the Nigerian government's recognition of their venerable profession...
...However, hope lingers for those 200 beagle puppies now suffering at the hands of Air Force pollutant researchers...
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...9 From the education world we hear that one in three women fail in their attempts at contraception...
...east hillside drive - bloomington...
...Women's tennis' premier virtuoso, Billie Jean King, downed the saucy Bobby Riggs, a middle-aged male star from the 1'940s, while millions of misogynists clutched their throats...
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...After the event seven hundred Smith College women demonstrated in celebration of the new dawn...
...9 Back in the states the crusade for female justice continues...
...Executive Secretary: Sally A. Mulholland Associates: David Brudnoy [] Jameson G. Campaigne, Jr...
...And Victoria, the strangely popular inmate at Beirut's women's prison, upon closer inspection, turned out to be a man...
...Important: allow five weeks for address change...
...says that Watergate has "badly hurt the image" of lawyers...
...And from Chicago comes more...
...Sexuality was expressed early, and actual intercourse occurred between most youngsters by the age of 5 or 6." On September 13 Mr...
...will be charged $25 an hour...
...Plunkitt [] Peter Rusthoven C. Bascom Slemp [] Mark Souder [] David Tudor Wayne H. Valis [] Richard Wheeler [] Timothy Wheeler Alien Contributors: Eric Brodin [] Carl Miller Judy Tyrrell Art Director: Elliott Banfield Art: Gustave Dor6 [] Eric Lehnaas The Alternative was fcxmded in 1924 by George Nathan and Truman Newberry over a cheap domestic beer in McSofley's Old Ale ~ . Originally FxJblished on restroom walls, c~ly sir~e 1967 has it come under purview of the Saturday Evening Club which p~blishes it from October theough June...
Vol. 7 • November 1973 • No. 2
