The Continuing Crisis
DEPARTMENTS I I i i i i i ii The Continuing Crisis ............................................................ 2 Editorial" R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr .............................................
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...29 Current Wisdom- by Assorted Jackasses...
...Arevalos and a campus speaking tour where her success should be stupendous...
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...92109 28 The Alternative June-September 1973 CONTINUING CRISIS (continued from page 28) oppressing some of the more forwardlooking me mbers of the Nixon Administration...
...In a related development, Senator Edward Kennedy chose April 14 to make the dramatic proposal that the Senate establish a Bureau of Humanitarian and Social Services within the State Department...
...Did Ho, as a nationalist, reflect the Vietnamese people's innate distrust of China, as is so often claimed...
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...Originally published on restroom wails, only since 1967 has it come under purview of the Saturday Evening Club which publishes it from October through June...
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...The Americans, for not holding elections which would have been impossible to hold fairl:~ ,~nyway...
...22 Patricia Kavanagh on The New Chastity...
...30 ARTICLES Patrick J. Buchanan: A Question of Numbers...
...Argentina issued a formal remonstrance to Brazil because the Argentine ambassador was delivered the Itaipu Dam Message by a Brazilian diplomat carelessly attired in swimming trunks...
...Q N changing you r add ress...
...The Anti-Vietnam History Lesson alleges of course that the United States encouraged Diem to ignore the elections and delay unification of Vietnam because it feared a landslide victory for Ho Chi Minh...
...John F. Lulves CONTINUING CRISI S (continued from page 2) floods and tornados of the Mississippi Valley might be the consequence of government policy to discontinue atmospheric atomic testing...
...In fact, as anyone with the honesty to do a bit of research could confirm, Eisenhower was referring to an entirely different election --one that would have taken place two years earlier (before the communist purges in the North) against a feeble opposition which did not include Diem...
...Earlier in the month, two of the parishioners expired after guzzling strychnine during a solemn testimony of faith to which the spirits seem not to have been privy...
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...Edith Irving beg an her two-year jail term in Switzerland, and harassment of her imprisoned husband, the controversial author, continued when authorities claimed they had found a pint of liquor on the distinguished author's person...
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...13 Diane Alexander- National Health Care: Solution or Disaster...
...Senator William Proxmire was nabbed flagrante delicto trying to include a $2,758 "medical deduction" in his 1973 tax return, based on the costs of his recent hair transplant...
...Offers new view of profit...
...There were a few scattered har hars and a snore, otherwise his colleagues listened in dead silence...
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...The monograph is subtitled "The Pentagon Papers Reconsidered," and it is all the more interesting because those doughty documents, which we had all supposed supported the Anti-Vietnam History Lesson, are employed by Turner as one means to analyze the myths...
...The whole incident has caused a stir of optimism in the women's community which is now planning both a defense fund for Mrs...
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...3 The Public Discourse: Paul H. Weaver...
...5 Edwin Feulner, Jr...
...Publisher- Baron Von Kannon of the Saturday Evening Club Circulation and Promotion" Ronald E. Burr Managing Editor: Nell Howe Assistant Managing Editor: Joyce Goldberg Senior Editors: Terry Krieger r-] William Kristol Rev...
...This, one of the great canards of the era, is the infamous "Eisenhower Quote," an intellectual ripoff of the first magnitude and the century's most publicized example of quoting out of context...
...Re-enthrones the economics, morals and politics of something-for-something...
...The noncommunist, antiFrench nationalist, Phan Boi Chau, whom Bernard Fall has called "Vietnam's Sun Yat-sen," Ho regarded as a rival...
...James Earl Ray was definitely denied a new trial...
...Sheds new light on cause and only possible cure of inflation and unemployment...
...Grand jury investigations led by white ethnic, Judge John Sirica, and Senate hearings under the stewardship of Senator Sam Ervin, a Southern Bourbon, are (continued on page 31) NEWEST CHALLENGE TO CURRENT CONSENSUS Lively new guide for corrective thought-leaders .wHAT ~ CAN DO ~:i:ii::i:i.i::: i84 I i84 i.~ ~elt~: Assigns rewarding new course to be pursued personally and through others...
...In Warren's disparaging words Mr...
...So who first violated the Agreements...
...e Earlier in the month U.S...
...Ho later sold him out to the French...
...17 Neil Howe on Rebellion in the University...
...was admitted to a local hospital for treatment of second-degree burns, which he suffered when a woman assaulted him with a bowl of hot spaghetti as he slept in his apartment There have been no arrests...
...c_o . ~_ og' ~ Q,, _ O Deldon M. Hamann is dead...
...After asking the President to withdraw his name from nomination as F.B.I...
...Not only are academicians at fault for the myths...
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...There have been some willing rubes in journalism too...
...Puts blame where it surprisingly belongs...
...Griffith, III on The Case for American Medicine...
...25 Correspondence...
...One source of the commotion is the wife of one of the defendants, Mrs...
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...Detroit police have become edgy about a veritable plague of motorized bordellos, which tour through the suburbs of that municipality...
...Not only has this courageous mother of two daughters and a son dealt effectively with her twenty-year-old son (whom police recently discovered locked in the same water closet Mrs...
...Or the communists, for never withdrawing their forces from the South (in violation of Article 1) and forbidding hundreds of thousands of refugees, slaughtering many of them, from leaving the North (in direct defiance of Article 14...
...Meanwhile, Mr...
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...Eyes bulge and pulses pound as the reporters and gossips pile luridity atop luridity, all the time exaggerating the importance of what was perhaps little more than a lapse of campaign etiquette...
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...6 Richard Brookhiser" Eleven Years of Peace...
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...Appeals Court Judge Otto Kerner, the eponym of the famed Kerner Report, was sentenced to three years in prison and fined $50,000 for bribery, perjury, conspiracy, mail fraud, and tax evasion...
...so ennobling is the American political experience...
...A Minority Report Makes Good...
...Arevalos is kind of meek...
...Half of his references are to the Pentagon Papers and their cache of primary source material, and lead to his conclusion that they "thoroughly discredit most of the myths...
...Turner, in a long series of hard-hitting arguments, effectively destroys this view...
...oWomen's Liberationists have turned to Tulsa, Oklahoma where Mrs...
...In Tennessee civil libertarians have yet to respond to the dubious judgment of Circuit Court Judge George R. Shepherd who, on April 21, ordered the faithful of a rural cathedral to stop handling poisonous snakes in their religious observances...
...And America's anxieties over a possible energy crisis eased a bit when Herman Feldmann informed the 165th national meeting of the American Chemical Society that enormous amounts of power repose in the common cow chip, which science will soon be able to metamorphose into pipeline gas...
...But she has also managed her husband well...
...The Cambodian Government has arrested about fifty-five astrologers who consistently have reported bad omens to Marshall Lon Nol...
...He filed an "amended return...
...As President Eisenhower was later to remark in his memoirs, every responsible observer estimated that Ho Chi Minh would have won if there had been an honest election...
...8 The Nation's Pulse- Bathhouse John Coughlin...
...e Political prisoners were in the news...
...And the renowned law enforcement agent, Eugene (Bull) Connors, died in Birmingham, Alabama...
...12 Letter from a Whig" C. Bascom Slemp...
...Meanwhile the media are furiously stoking the furnaces, trying to heat up the American people to a febrile dither, in hopes that the people will accept the media's fantastic tale about Watergate...
...Now that this war is receding into history let us hope that the critical minds which have examined American policy so rigorously will begin to review the academic and journalistic accounts of the war's origin...
...Partisan newspaper reporters have tried to drag the name of Assistant President, John Erlichman, into the Ellsberg hearings which have been following an anfractuous legal high jinks in San Francisco...
...Arevalos has mastered her situation, was the younger Arevalos' explanation that he never tried to escape from the closet because the matriarch "didn't want him to...
...Freshly debunks something-for-nothing promised through government, unions, business or magic...
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...eMembers of the Watergate Seven are now being implicated in a pedestrian attempt to burglarize the files of an obscure California psychiatrist...
...27 Published remarkably without regard to race, color, creed, or (most redundantly of all) national origin- and yes, sex, even sex...
...Myths of The Vietnam War is a tight little piece of meaningful "revisionist" scholarship...
...23 The Bootblack Stand...
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...9 The month of April visited inclement weather throughout the country, causing some commentators to speculate that the (continued on page 28) The Alternative June-September 1973 delegate but as an official representative of the Communist International, and in fact did not again set foot on Vietnamese soil until 1941...
...Arevalos' son when an extraordinary pungence drew him to the closet, reported that Mrs...
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...He shows that the United States attended the Conference only as an observing "friendly nation," that it announced repeatedly that it would not support general elections in part supervised by the communists, that it signed only the Cease-Fire which but once in passing mentions "general elections" someday to be held, and that it deliberately refused to sign any of the more explicit documents regarding elections...
...And a three judge federal panel in Philadelphia has ruled that the right to buy alcohol is not a "fundamental right" guaranteed in the U.S...
...betrayal of the 1954 Geneva Conference...
...McGovern) out to dinner and getting her loaded all the time in order to get her mind off it...
...16 Talkies: David Brudnoy...
...24 John F. Lulves on Myths of the Vietnam War...
...Shows what you can do to correct the situation...
...Suggestive of how splendidly Mrs...
...Arevalos consigned him to three years ago when he "missed the stool...
...e According to West German officials, Martin Bormann has been found under Berlin's Invalidenstrasse Bridge where he has remained relatively inactive since 1945...
...Turner's research is an auspicious beginning...
...Sam (Roman Nose) DeStafano, the controversial businessman, was the victim of an anonymous shotgun blast while puttering in his garage...
...9 On the foreign front Britain's National Health Service has decided to tax chastity belts...
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...Herschel Boon of Bean Blossom, Indiana won the Perry County Lying Contest, despite stiff competition from a national field, and George McGovern revealed something of the grandeur of politics as practiced in America when he told the distinguished interviewer, Joe McGinniss, that since the election I've got to keep taking her (Mrs...
...Ho has been called the "Tito" of Vietnam, even though -- ironically -- Ho approved of Moscow's repudiation of Tito's independence...
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...Arevalos drove her husband to work blindfolded so that he would not look at women...
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...Policeperson Budd Warren, who discovered Mrs...
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...And goodwill champion, Leonard Moore, of Oakland, California is asking Americans to send him one million letters which he will take to the Russian people when he paddles across the Bering Strait on July 4 in his bathtub...
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...The police officer discovered the younger Arevalos peacefully asleep in the same vertical position he had maintained for three years...
...His place will be taken by William Ruckelhaus who has been heading the President's attempts to clean up the environment...
...Anthony Russo, who is given to peddling organic food sandwiches to the defense staff and to spectators...
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...And while thousands of Americans were roosting in baseball parks to watch season openers, thousands of Ugandans turned out in urban centers across the count~ to watch the first public executions of the season...
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...Witness this statement in the UPI's summary history of the Vietnam war, sent to subscribers last October: "But there was another reason for the decision not to hold the election (in 1956...
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...Turner cites several historians who believe neither side seriously expected that the elections would be carried out, and he goes on to expose as mythology the "natural and historical unity" of both Vietnams...
...14 PERSPECTIVES Tom c[mrles Huston- The Nixon Monument...
...Brazil has denied the charges...
...Discloses little known extent of union power and its abuses...
...9 In other news, Pablo Picasso's heart misfired...
...Later in the evening he addressed the American people on the possibility of some impropriety stemming from the Watergate incursion and took full responsibility...
...L. Patrick Gray, lII resigned under a little gray cloud on April 27...
...James Grant Peter Hughes E-] Joseph A. Morris [--] Roger D. Tyrrell Contributors: Jonn Avcy E-jPaul Bernstein Frank W. Blatchford III V-]Barry Burr Ron Docksai ~] J. P. Duggan a David Friedman Jerry Gerde E] John Kelley ~ W. Wesley MacDonald John Moscow [~ Jeffrey M. NelsonE] Gary North Terry O'Rourke Q G. W. Plunkitt [-] C.H...
...Wrote Ho himself in a passage simultaneously approving Marx, Lenin, and Mao: "Vietnam and China are two brotherly countries, having close relations like 'lips and teeth.' " Or consider for a moment the manifold myths of U.S...
...Indeed, throughout the 1930s and 1940s Ho eliminated thousands of noncommunist nationalist leaders, including members of the popular "Viet Nam Quoc Dang" party...
...President Nixon released a report indicating a decline in serious crime in 1972, but on the very day the report was released, James N. Allen of Washington, D.C...
...Nick Arevalos has developed a brave alternative to the traditional, patriarchal society...
...Finally back in the United States the editors at many leading American publishing houses are feverishly laying plans to publish entirely new American government textbooks consistent with the recent findings of various grand juries, Senate investigating committees, Washington gossips, and other assorted researchers...
...10 REVIEWS Terry O'Rourke on The Best and the Brightest...
...On the last day of the month President Nixon guillotined the only men who have yet had the courage to knife Vice President Spiro T. Agnew in the back: Assistant President John D. Erlichman, H. R. Haldeman, and young John Dean III...
Vol. 6 • June 1973 • No. 9
