Brayings from the Barnyard: Compliments of The New York Review of Books
26 The Alternative November, 1971 Brauinas from the Barn lard "Whom the gods destroy they first make mad." What kind of person frolics in the mysteries ot scholarly radiCalism's most...
...TOM TIEDE A rare, new disease afflicting only noble men is discovered by crack columnist, Tom Tiede: Thomas Thompson, twenty-one years old, has just returned from the war in Vietnam as an uncounted casualty who has a wound that can't be seen...
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...Prefer European...
...mid-peninsula...
...NYR, Box 3764 Chicagoan, .31, desires feminine companion to share non-alienated experiences, music, books, laughter...
...THE NEW REPUBLIC The efficiency experts at The New Republic point out a little-known fact...
...Slightly published Midwestern woman, 32, wants to stop writing and become homemaker...
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...NYR Box 3842 Intelligent, sensitive, kind, attractive, occasionally witty newsman, 25, looking for woman,20-30, prospective mate...
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...CLAUDE BOURDET An optimistic note from the streets of Yugoslavia by The Nation's Paris correspondent: The spectacle of the street, especially in the afternoon at the end of the working day (from 7 AM...
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...sexual and spiritual nature of being -- while delighting in the moment...
...without a break) is astonishing...
...NYR, Box 3740 Man,, 33, generally happily married, intense, irreverent, affectionate, lover of life, seeks to share being with sensitive, tender, alive female...
...Belgrade and Zagreb have as many traffic jams as does-New York...
...NYR, Box 3692 Companionship desired...
...And if some one of you out there is also mad like me, write me a letter and tell me how you came to appreciate the absurdity of your life...
...26 The Alternative November, 1971 Brauinas from the Barn lard "Whom the gods destroy they first make mad...
...BA, Box 1294, Los Altos, California 94022...
...NYR, Box 3742 Witch-woman, intelligent, attractive, long-legged (5'11"), old-fashioned, highly romantic, but crazy with literary musical and philosoohical penchants, age 25, seeks mature~ sincere, witty, but not necessarily Rock Hudsonish, hopefully professorial man of varied intellectual interests, aged 30-60...
...area...
...Located Mid-west -- will travel...
...Euripedes FRANK STANTON CBS's Frank Stanton, the man who brought you "the people's right to know," "coins yet another hightoned line when asked to supply (to the people) information on his controversial news documentary "The Selling of the Pentagon": I respectfully decline...
...Tell me how you justified your existence to yourself, or perhaps why you hove not felt the need to do so...
...KIDDIE KULTUR The valedictorian of Dartmouth's Class of 71 proves irrefragably that this is truly the most idealistic generation of all time - - if not the most unlabored: Take pity on me, those of you who can justify the air you breathe...
...NYR, Box 3735 Attractive, alive woman writer, professor, very young 35, would like to share commitments, concerns, circuses, carousets, interests, passions, enthusiasms, with warm, intelligent, vital, creative, sensitive man...
...Semi-independent, sixtyish widow, Bay area, enjoys conversation, reading, hiking, nature...
...Not interested in money, matrimony, or a monogamous relationship...
...And, fellow graduates, fellow members of the Class of 1971, take pity on a student who did not think, but only studied...
...NYR Box 3771 Two innocent young,men, moderately well educated, seek to accompany mature, wealthy female for foreign travel to further education...
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...Rich parents, write and tell me how money makes your life worthwhile...
...Write fully...
...Photo...
...NYR Box 3766 i Warm, Cuddly, 35 year old divorced woman seeks gentle basically satisfied man with whom she can share books, music, food, occasional movies, and quiet evenings at home...
...Photo welcome...
...NYR, Box 3717 Jewish husband wanted...
...to 3 P.M...
...Boston area...
...Box 9362...
...NYR Box 3736 Guy, 27, attractive, bohemian, iconoclastic, desires correspondence with female who is very intelligent, reflective, tolerant, liberated and unrefined...
...NYR, Box 37110 Folksinger-lawyer, Washington, D.C., 25, seeks honorably intentioned girl, 18-25, to take to movies...
...Send me letters and tell me why life is worth living...
...NYR 3747 Intelligent woman, mid-3Os, wants male counterpart (single, stable, zany...
...travel, music, with or without marriage...
...NYR, Box 3759 Disabled intellectual male (34) experienced in social work and writing seeks relationship with woman...
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...Testimonials available...
...He has been kicked out of the army...
...NYR, Box 3749 Chicago Teacher, 25, perpetual student, attractive, reasonably modest, seeks sensitive male who appreciates music, horror movies, gourmet cooking, etc...
...Philadelphia or Washington...
...94709 i i NYC writer, male, 50, seeks much younger companion for month's Dutchtreat European tour starting midOctober...
...Woman, early 50s, newly divorced after successful therapy, wishes to meet man of appropriate age with like experience to share interests in music, other arts, and travel...
Vol. 5 • November 1971 • No. 2
