The New York Spectator: She Couldn't Wait
Felder, Jaekie Mason and Raoul
THE NE YORK SPECTATOR by Jackie Mason and Raoul Felder She Couldn't Wait S ince the days when President Johnson raised his pajama top and showed news photographers the scar from his then-recent...
...When there was an avalanche of demands, including many from Democratic legislators, for the president to make public the documents upon which he based the clemency decision, he once again invoked executive privilege, except now he released ten thousand letters fromcitizens requesting that he grant the clemency...
...The only problem is that an official of the agency publicly contradicted Hillary...
...Among the three that his spokesperson mentioned by name were New York's John Cardinal O'Connor and former President Jimmy Carter...
...They did, and the next day he was a former candidate...
...She just could not wait until she was elected...
...Clinton, in order to become a resident of New York, attempted to utilize a $1.35-million unsecured "loan" from money man Terry McAuliffe to purchase a Westchester home...
...Hillary did the only thing a person without principle could do: She did a 18o-degree turn and said, if the bombers did not agree to be good boys within a couple of days, theoffer of clemency should be withdrawn...
...If she's a breath of fresh air, we have a windowless closet we would like him to move into...
...Gary Hart, who combed his hair like Kennedy, believing the haircut was enough to get him elected president, told reporters he was only fooling around with his hair, not with girls, and said, "If you don't believe me, follow me...
...Apparently she found a clause in the Constitution that says a public official is supposed to ask local politicians what to do when the issue of clemency for terrorists comes up...
...Mrs...
...As it would suit her role du jour, she was portrayed as either the smartest person in the White House, controlling everything from national policy to the hiring and firing of household help, or, on the other hand, a simple, trusting, deceived wife, dutifully doing her knitting and tending to her child while everybody else in the White House, from the secretary to the gate-keeper, knew her husband was telling the girls lined up outside his office to "Take a number...
...He is also a nationally syndicated radio host ("The Jackie Mason Show...
...Presumably he's back on the peanut farm still trying to figure out why the price of gasoline ballooned during his administration...
...Clinton refused to give any real details of the transactions, but said, "Everything that we've done has been passed on by the Office of Government Ethics...
...The deal was complicated and would probably violate federal laws concerning both campaign contributions and illegal gratuities...
...Well, it has now been revealed that Hillary's campaign was only paying "a small portion of the cost...
...As long as the president stays healthy, given his turnover rate, that's a job where she could really make an honest buck and she wouldn't even have to tell any lies to earn it...
...No answer has been forthcoming, apparently awaiting a decision as to what kind of privilege can be invented on this subject...
...Four hundred thousand dollars later, he was exonerated...
...However, as soon as he got out of the hospital, he promptly denied ever having made such a request of the president...
...In this book, which reads like the screeching of a cast-off lover, Koch supports Hillary's candidacy, saying she will be "a breath of fresh air...
...Kennedy was smarter...
...The point of all of this is that Hillary broke a cardinal rule of American politics...
...The agency said the only question they were asked had to do with filling out a form...
...Usually, they held back really lying until after they were elected, on the theory that there is not much they could steal until they actually got the job...
...Hillary, on the other hand, who has been able to raise lying to an art form while living in the White House, apparently believes she can get away with the same kind of stuff if she becomes a candidate for elective office...
...Hillary apologized to the Puerto Rican politicians and promised them she would consult them before she took another stand on a clemency issue...
...She began her lying, double-talking, cover-ups, hiding of records, and tricks with money before running for office...
...During the Starr investigation the Clintons tried, unsuccessfully, to hidethe truth on almost every subject, claiming executive privilege, attorney-client privilege, and even inventing a "protective-function" privilege...
...Never mind it was her and her husband's refusal to be truthful that necessitatecl this large expenditure of money...
...Jimmy Carter has not been heard from...
...Virtually every law enforcement agency in the country went on record as being outraged by the president granting "Get Out of Jail" cards to these terrorists who were implicated in 13o bombings, six murders, and 40 people being maimed or blinded in the name of Puerto Rican nationalism...
...Dale's life and reputation were ruined...
...JACKIE MASON'S all-new, one-man Broadway show, Much Ado About Everything, previews at the Golden Theater in November...
...She descends on the state with a grand retinue in tow, has the peasants kiss the hem of her dress, tug their forelocks, and then she and her whole bunch jump into helicopters and run like thieves back to Washington...
...Former New York City Mayor Ed Koch has just come out with a book about Rudy Giuliani that is more of an embarrassment to Koch than it is to Giuliani...
...He waited until after he was elected president before he installed a revolving door at the entrance to his White House bedroom...
...The president claimed executive privilege when requests were made to examine the records in the case...
...Putting aside the unsurprising fact that there may be ten thousand criminals or nitwits in the country or, at least, some lesser number who sat down to write multiple letters, the president has now created a "partial executive privilege...
...The public reaction threatened to drown Hillary's candidacy before it even was afloat...
...In fact, she said that although she saw nothing wrong with it, the president never mentioned to her that he was going to grant the clemency requests...
...Now there is the question of the president granting clemency to the jailed FALN thugs...
...Now she had the Puerto Rican politicians at her throat...
...Given his proclivities, it is understandable that the president feels a sense of kinship with criminals, but he said he based his decision on the fact that prominent citizens had written to him requesting he grant clemency...
...RAOUL FELDER is a lawyer and nationally syndicated radio talk show host and legal commentator ("The Felder Report...
...Once in office, even if caught lying and cheating, nothing could be done to them, except an attempt at impeachment and, if that happened, their popularity, as reflected in the polls, would go up to 61 percent...
...The only people who have to worry now are anybody who walks into a building in the neighborhood of the bombers when they have a bad hair day...
...Clinton so that his job could be given to an Arkansas crony...
...Well, we pretty much know they don't talk or do anything else in the bedroom, but the idea that they never even mentioned to each other something that may so deeply affect her candidacy, prospective voters, and future constituents, puts this suggestion right up there on the Richter Scale of unbelievability along with the "vast right-wing conspiracy...
...When an applicable legal privilege could not be invented to hide the facts, Hillary simply lied or contracted amnesia until, at least, the statute of limitations had run out, and then the requested records could be suddenly "found" outside the couple's bedroom (a room she presumably hardly visits...
...The American Spectator November 1999...
...It is, however, a mistake if they lie in the midst of a campaign, while trying to get elected...
...There was a tremendous outpouring of criticism of the clemency decision...
...We talk in the solarium, in the bedroom, in the kitchen it's just constant conversation...
...In other words, it's "I'll release that part of the file that is helpful to me, but claim 'executive privilege' for that part that is not...
...She was able to keep the public from finding out the amount of taxpayers' money (said to be in the tens of millions of dollars) she wasted on her national medical care fiasco, although she would happily tell anybody who would listen, to the penny, what Ken Starr's investigation cost...
...Luckily the terrorists made their promises and were released before they could do any more harm to Hillary's campaign...
...But, to be fair, if the meaning of the word "is" was so confusing to her husband, it is easy to see how the couple could have failed to understand what the agency said...
...The Cardinal was in the hospital when the statement was made...
...Billy Dale, for many years and through several presidencies in charge of the White House Travel Office, was accused of criminal activity and fired on the orders of Mrs...
...THE NE YORK SPECTATOR by Jackie Mason and Raoul Felder She Couldn't Wait S ince the days when President Johnson raised his pajama top and showed news photographers the scar from his then-recent gall bladder operation, and the New York Times printed a hospital announcement duly recording President Eisenhower's successful elimination effort after his heart attack, national politicians have been relatively open, which is not to say honest, about most personal subjects unless, that is, they pertained to sex or thievery, especially on the few occasions when it concerned their war records or a girl that they drowned under a bridge...
...How small...
...This became so much more intense with each passing day that the terrorists refused to write in their notebooks a hundred times, "I promise to blow up no more buildings...
...This is the same person who said in the premiere issue of Talk magazine, "We talk...
...The job she should get is the cigar concession at the White House...
...If Hillary would take our advice, she should forget about running for anything...
...For already elected officials, there has now been established an exponential relationship between how many girls' skirts are pulled up in their office and how high their popularity in the polls rises...
...Most pals first get elected before acting like Hillary...
...Hillary, of course, said the fact that there are more Puerto Ricans in New York than in San Juan had nothing to do with the decision...
...68 November 1999 The American Spectator H illary, in expectation of her Senate run, has been making "learning" trips to New York...
...Recently, in a debate on a New York television program, a Democratic Party spokesperson, in answer to the point we made that the taxpayers were picking up the bills for Hillary's royal visits to New York, indignantly told us that the government was not paying for these trips...
Vol. 32 • November 1999 • No. 11
