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CURRENT WISDOM 3,4eC HMX-1 Travel Mission Fax Sheet The National Security State, Arkansas division: On May 24, 1994, three representatives of the White House Military Office traveled to Camp...
...The flight times are as follows: Wash DC to Camp David 30 min Camp David to Holly Hills...
...Pirodsky, 49, was charged with second-degree attempted murder for stabbing his wife, Susan, in the back during an argument in November 1989...
...I therefore direct each agency responsible for managing Federal lands to diligently and expeditiously recover salvageable eagles found on lands under their jurisdiction and ensure that the eagles are promptly shipped to the National Eagle Repository ("Repository...
...June 1994] Washington Times A heroic reporter from Washington's greatest daily newspaper braves halitosis and body odor to report on the bellowings of Capitol Hill's leading advocate of misandry: Women on the subcommittee objected vehemently to the amendment to strip abortion coverage from the bill, and they suggested that men—who make up the vast majority of Congress—should have no right making such decisions...
...IMPORTANT Allow six weeks for address change...
...He has no journalistic integrity...
...spoke largely to the issue of whether Kelso should be held directly accountable for the Tailhook scandal (which Kelso did not witness) and to the issues of Kelso's military service, Prosser wishes the record had been examined in a different light...
...1. Please write your new address in the space provided...
...April 29, 1994] r MOVING...
...15 min Members of the advance party did play golf, having received an invitation from the golf pro in order to familiarize themselves with all aspects of the course especially those aspects related to actual time of play and associated impact of security plans...
...What next...
...That's the name I have given to the mocking bird who gives me such great pleasure and serenades me night and day...
...While Sen...
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...The advance trip was conducted as a result of an invitation received by the President to play golf at the Holly Hills course...
...The senior helicopter pilot who flew the mission is one of the few remaining pilots within the HMX squadron that is familiar with the landing zone at Holly Hills having last flown to the site two years ago...
...An operational meeting was conducted at Camp David prior to inspecting the golf course...
...May 24, 1994]New York Times Aloft and gasping in the Kultursmog with Frank Rich, where the Kultured can speak invidiously about race, color, and creed while calling others racists and bigots: Mr...
...Useful information for Syracuseans seeking improved mental health and not familiar with the lack of it among the swamis on the New York State Health Department's "review board": A Fayetteville psychiatrist who stabbed his wife in the back in 1989 is fit to continue treating patients, a state review board ruled this week...
...CURRENT WISDOM 3,4eC HMX-1 Travel Mission Fax Sheet The National Security State, Arkansas division: On May 24, 1994, three representatives of the White House Military Office traveled to Camp David and a nearby golf course (Holly Hills) for the purpose of advancing the site for possible use by the President...
...And then, as usual and on schedule, the beauty was dimmed as the reality of the horror about to unfold in Singapore flooded my mind...
...To assist agencies in this expanded effort, the Secretary of the Interior shall issue guidelines...
...Snakes are not evil...
...In particular, the Department of the Interior shall continue to adopt policies and procedures and take those actions necessary to: (a) ensure the priority of distribution of eagles, upon permit application, first for traditional Native American religious purposes, to the extent permitted by law, and then to other uses...
...May 13, 1994] 84 The American Spectator July 1994 Esquire The simpering calumnies of the writerly class's chief nerd, Michael Kinsley, author of Curse of the Giant Muffins and Other Washington Maladies and CNN's answer to Edward R. Murrow: "Tyrrell is not an honest person...
...Whenever we say "water down" to mean weaken, we're sending a message that shows we don't appreciate how valuable water is...
...Donald Pirodsky and the state Health Department over whether his license should be revoked, and overturns two unanimous decisions by a lower panel that Pirodsky is not fit to practice psychiatry...
...May 1994] Family Life Clean up your act and save the earth...
...May 17, 1994] The White House (Washington) A historic memorandum for Our President demonstrating his religious zeal and proof that he will, with Bible under arm, do all that is in his power to restore religion to its rightful place in this Christian Republic—so help him Moon Cow or Great White Father or Big Tree Smelly Feet or whatever the proper theological term might be: MEMORANDUM FOR THE HEADS OF EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES SUBJECT: Policy Concerning Distribution of Eagle Feathers for Native American Religious Purposes Eagle feathers hold a sacred place in Native American culture and religious practices...
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...If you want to be brutally frank, what it compares [with] is if you had health care plans that did not cover any illness related to male testicles...
...Reports that more than 100,000 have been slaughtered have prompted macabre but true comments that these lives will be replaced in just three or four months...
...Luciano" was still singing, but I could no longer revel in his beautiful songs...
...Just be sure to allow six weeks for your change to take effect...
...We must continue to be committed to greater intergovernmental communication and cooperation...
...It actually started to rain, and the joy I had felt earlier was gone and the sadness and yes, outrage, returned with a feeling of helpless fury...
...Jolene Unsoeld, Washington Democrat and subcommittee member...
...They'll try anything...
...Third graders in Bakersfield, Vermont, got into the swing of eco-insults when they invented terms such as "smog brain" and "landfill breath...
...This memorandum affirms and formalizes executive branch policy to ensure that progress begun on this important matter continues across the executive branch...
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...Worms are not lowlifes...
...After an affable puff piece set at his Indianapolis home on last week's "Prime Time Live"—he and Diane Sawyer, leaning on a fence, looked so chummily Aryan they could have been separated at birth—he was demolished on substance by Katie Couric...
...Language is a powerful attitude builder...
...April 28, 1994]New York Times A sensitive reading of the Rwandan carnage by the Grand Panjandrum of the celebrated Colorado Population Coalition: Your coverage of the grisly disaster in Rwanda had been excellent, but one of the most fundamental long-term causes has not been stressed—overpopulation...
...The specter of the depravity about to be executed in Prisonage, my name for Singapore, again controlled my mind as it has with such regularity...
...When we use animal names as insults, we're showing disrespect...
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...The actual flight time and associated pilot training is in keeping with standard operating procedures required by the squadron in order the [sic] maintain the highest level of pilot and crew proficiency...
...The advance party departed Washington D.C...
...April 27, 1994]Elle Meryl Gordon and Hillary, on the record: MG: What do you mean, "if one thing doesn't work"—are you talking about the American Spectator article...
...That's all there is to it...
...May 12, 1994] Washington Post Distinguished columnist Judy Mann finds a Socrates in the heartland (Socrates was the famous fifth-century feminist philosopher portrayed by the White Male Conspiracy for centuries as a male, until scholars at the Anita Hill Center for Advanced Studies revealed what everyone in ancient Athens always knew, to wit, that Socrates was a woman, head of the All-Girl Lyceum and Soccer Team, and an early opponent of date rape, smoking in public, and perfumed strips in magazines): To Kathy Prosser, Indiana's commissioner of environmental management and chair of Women Executives in State Government, last week's Senate vote on whether to retire Navy Adm...
...As part of these efforts, agencies shall take steps to improve their collection and transfer of eagle carcasses and eagle body parts ("eagles") for Native American religious purposes...
...HRC: Sure...
...Quayle remains far less than swift...
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...Frank B. Kelso II with four stars is an object lesson in how female politicians are trying to redefine the moral terrain...
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...The use of the helicopter is in keeping with standard procedures employed for advance trips of this type and was necessary in order to familiarize the aircrew with all aspects of flight times and landing zone particulars...
...Kelso may have been very good at putting people in the battlefield, but whether he was able to wage a war against racism and sexism should be a measure of how well he did," Prosser says...
...May/June 1994] Post-Standard (Syracuse, N.Y...
...Dogs are not ugly...
...The success of this initiative requires the participation, and is therefore the responsibility, of all Federal land managingagencies, not just those within the Department of the Interior...
...This was a training mission to familiarize the HMX crew with the golf course layout and to verify that safe helicopter operations could be conducted at the Holly Hills Country Club landing zone...
...May 13, 1994] San Francisco Chronicle From Norman Fulton of San Mateo, a conscientious call for the immediate invasion of Singapore by American troops loyal to the Americans for Democratic Action: Again this morning I was thrilled to the gorgeous voice of "Luciano" outside my bedroom window...
...Sit down with your family and work out some insults that really mean something...
...The ruling marks the end of a three-year battle between Dr...
...Because of the feathers' significance to Native American heritage and consistent with due respect for the government-togovernment relationship between the Federal and Native American tribal governments, this Administration had undertaken policy and procedural changes to facilitate the collection and distribution of scarce eagle bodies and parts for this purpose...
...Reproductive health is at the very core of a woman's existence in its importance," said Rep...
...b) simplify the eagle permit application process . ; (c) minimize the delay and ensure respect and dignity in the process .. ; (d) expand efforts to involve Native American tribes, organizations, and individuals in the distribution process . ; (e) review means to ensure that adequate refrigerated storage space is available to process the eagles...
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...Sam Nunn (D-Ga...
...Rwanda is the size of Vermont, but instead of Vermont's 570,000 people, Rwanda's population is well over 8 million and is growing two and a half times as fast...
Vol. 27 • July 1994 • No. 7
