The Talkies/Uranians

Bowman, James

THE TALKIES URANIANS Afew years ago in England there was something called a "Martian school" of poetry. It took its name from Craig Raine's poem, "A Martian Sends a Postcard Home," whose idea was...

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...But too often it is nothing more—a cut-rate version of the shock of recognition that great art gives us with more power and less contriving...
...A homosexual couple are there to show that gays are more successful at "relationships" than most of the heteros in the film and the ugly specter of domestic violence is raised on several occasions as a way of explaining why...
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...Even Craig Raine cracks a subtle if not very funny joke about it by making the machine a telephone...
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...Because the school has been bombed, the schoolmaster, Monsieur Watrin, conducts his lessons in the tavern, and the uneducated Leopold listens in, enthralled by another new world—that of poetry, which is opened up to him by his first taste of Racine...
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...Only Watrin somehow remains above it all, gifted with "benevolent indifference" to the fears and suspicions of the rest of the town...
...In the former, a cute kid reunites a couple driven apart by grief for a dead son...
...All the way THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR DECEMBER 1991 37 through, such jokes act as flares to make the shadows of classic horror-film evil—insidious, deceptive, violent, unstoppable, and possessing its unwilling victims--more grotesque and absurd...
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...In both Paradise and the 'Terence McNally/ Garry Marshall film Frankie and Johnnie the fresh start, the revitalization of a tired old world, is so sticky-sweet that I cannot digest it, I am afraid...
...But you can't help thinking that a chance has been missed...
...Women are abused by men and so "relationships" don't form and so there are a lot of lonely people out there...
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...Hence Raine's description of a telephone: In homes, a haunted apparatus sleeps, that snores when you pick it up...
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...By that I mean that Descartes's soul/body dualism—the famous "ghost in a machine" —is a useful assumption for horror and sci-fi yarn-spinners...
...Last summer's hit, Regarding Henry, used the more conventional Martian technique of amnesia to give Harrison Ford a fresh pair of eyes with which to look at the world—alas, to nothing more than a sentimental end...
...More traditional Martian artists, like the authors of "Star Trek," make their anthropoid machines as bizarre aspossible while the ghosts talk and act like late-twentieth-century Americans...
...Frankie and Johnnie is less saccharine but quite as preachy and much more PC...
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...Leopold's refusal to compromise and dissemble dooms him in this milieu...
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...For a while the deception is successful, partly because suspicion is diverted towards Leopold the tavern-keeper, who himself had engaged in some shadydealings with the Germans...
...He begins to fancy himself a poet and composes execrable but at the same time delightfully wacky alexandrines...
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...Placed inside a humanoid body whose head has an alarming tendency to explode, he must borrow other people's heads, much to the other people's dismay, every time this happens...
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...But the high-tech warrior with his redundant muscles has really nothing to do but beat up a couple of other intergalactic plug-uglies...
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...By the end, when it assumes the head of a vicious rapist, its extraterrestrial provenance seems almost incidental...
...In the single most riveting performance of the film, he tells the story of how he had been reading about the planet Uranus, that dark and icy star hurtling into the void, at 11:15 on the night when the bomb fell that destroyed his house and also killed his wife in the arms of her lover...
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...W e see the same thing again in John McNaughton's The Borrower, wherein giant bugs from outer space look like Laurence Olivier compared to the human creatures, among whom one of the bugs, a convict transported for his crimes to our own "savage and primitive planet," is condemned to live...
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...More commonly in our sentimental age, however, Martian techniques are used to remind jaded folk what a wonderful world it is...
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...It is only such a perspective beyond the Martian—Uranian, in fact —and not simple moral nostrums that allows us the balm of comfort for the pain of our own futility and powerlessness...
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...The same thing happens in Damian Harris's Deceived, in which Goldie Hawn's nice husband (John Heard) turns out to be a murderer and a crook who has assumed the identity of a dead schoolmate...
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...Archambaud, in spite of the danger to himself and his family from the Communist on the premises and his own innate cynicism ("The only thing that counts in life," he tells his daughter, "is money"), agrees to hide him...
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...Archambaud (Jean-Pierre Marielle), and his family share their house with a schoolmaster and a Communist (Michel Blanc) and his family...
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...He, however, hasn't the wit or the hypocrisy to conceal it—or his loathing for the Communists...
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...Watrin is like Chaucer's Troilus, who, at the end of the greatest narrative poem in the language, ascends to the eighth sphere (approximately the site of present-day Uranus) and laughs at "This litel spot of erthe, that with the sea embraced is...
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...When the town's prisoners of war return from Germany, one of them is picked out and beaten up for collaborating and none of his friends tries to help him...
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...They are especially eager to find Maxime Loin (Gerard Desarthe), a journalist and editor of a pro-German newspaper, who turns up on Archambaud's doorstep, asking him for a place to hide...
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...Archambaud's wife betrays him with Maxime Loin, while the live-in Communist finally discovers Loin only because of his attempt to seduce Archambaud's daughter...
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...The New York Times critic calls him "irresponsibly naive" for this, but she misses the point...
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...No one trusts anyone else...

Vol. 24 • December 1991 • No. 12


 
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