The Continuing Crisis
_9 The Christmas season is upon us, and as all who observe this gaudy American holiday know, that means it is time to shoplift. Students of the art tell us that more than eight billion dollars...
...Hoping to prove the existence of a viable marriage and that he gave Mr...
...Students of the art tell us that more than eight billion dollars in merchandise will be purloined this Christmas season...
...Reagan's budget director offered to resign following the appearance of an Atlantic Monthly article in which it was disclosed that if a politician is going to associate with journalists he must carry a capsule of cyanide on his person at all times...
...Others attribute it to the wretches' environment...
...curfew banning all males from campus were not the work of the University Police Rape Prevention and Education Project, but rather the work of a vicious group of non-university mongoloids, attempting to bring ill repute to the good name of this venerable institution and irreversible brain damage to some of the university's older professors...
...Rodino terms "merchants of fear [and] b i g o t r y . " One hopes they will give generously before it is too late...
...In London, a woman explaining that she had killed her lover because of "pre-menstrual tension" was set free two days before the London Times reported that progress had been made in treating pre-menstrual tension by sending sufferers to the hairdresser...
...Then too there were all those violent Volvo drivers, and, as Tass immediately reported, Sweden's long record of having "engaged in electronic espionage" against the Soviet motherland...
...Katherin Lee Tommie, which began when her beloved husband Jerry Lee was found wearing her bra, panties, and wig, and hanging lifeless from a rope in the bedroom of their Princeton, Texas home, has ended triumphantly over the Connecticut General Life Insurance Company...
...Back in the United States, the Kapitalists continue to harass Miss Angela Davis, the chic and sultry Marxist activist now teaching enlightened thought at San Francisco State University...
...We live in an era populated by giants...
...William Barnsley, plus alimony...
...And in New York City, Judge Mortimer Getzels has refused to let a 32-year-old homosexual adopt a 43-year-old homosexual on the sterile and prosaic grounds that the court had to reject any petition "where adoption will not result in creation of a parent-child relationship...
...9 In Washington, D.C., there appears to be a move afoot by officials at the Library of Congress to bar members of the House of Representatives from the Library's premises...
...The bad news is that three million of our fellow Americans will be nabbed by the authorities...
...DeSanto has now given a Delaware County judge a wedding snapshot and two old anniversary cards, one of which was allegedly inscribed by Mr...
...In Madison, Wisconsin, a 47year-old male inmate of the Waupun State Prison who insists that he is "a woman trapped in a man's body" is suing the state for denying him " a d e q u a t e medical c a r e , " namely: a sex-change operation with all the concomitant counseling and religious instructions...
...Who doubts that there exist throughout this great land of ours many learned profs and shrinks pious with their wisdom that shoplifters are not willful rogues at all but rather people suffering a sad curse...
...New evidence has been submitted in that epochal Philadelphia divorce case wherein a 31-year-old homosexual, Mr...
...In Virginia Beach, Virginia, a jury convicted Mr...
...John DeSanto, is seeking a divorce from his "husband," 32-year-old Mr...
...A San Diego municipal judge has ordered her to pay $2,212, all of which will doubtless be spent on bombs and White House china...
...Laura Primakoff of the University's Center for Cognitive Therapy is the instructor, and the course is being held at the Conference Room of the Insurance Company of America Building...
...Fortunately Soviet diplomats were able to use their incomparable knowledge of international law to gain the young sailors' release before things got out of hand...
...Responding to leftist charges that the regime of the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, D.D., is extracting blood from condemned prisoners, a spokesmullah at Evin prison went so far as to declare that such a practice was not even a very good idea...
...9 On November 7, the peace-loving Soviet Union celebrated the 64th anniversary of the October Revolution with a stupendous parade through Red Square featuring thousands of floats, some resembling sleek tanks, some resembling armored vehicles, and others resembling gigantic and jovial intercontinental missiles...
...Peter Rodino warns in the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee's most recent fund appeal against "right-wingers . . . inflicting their frightening agenda" on America...
...The insurance company was in doubt, and it was not until the case was brought to the Texas Supreme Court that the combination of Solomonic judgment and personal experience was available to end the argument forever...
...9 On November 2 an ancient Soviet submarine manned by youthful Marxist-Leninist sailors on a training mission accidentally rammed a Swedish island very near that nation's Karlskrona naval base...
...In Long Beach, California, the family of a college student killed by an exploding beer keg has filed a $50-million negligence suit against a fraternity, a brewery, and the keg's manufacturer...
...RET 2 THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR JANUARY 1982...
...Whatever their arcane diagnoses, all such quacks are in accord that the curse is more amenable to therapy and to human understanding than to thirty days in the hoosegow...
...9 And finally, the long legal battle of Mrs...
...Barnsley the best years of his life, Mr...
...It now appears that those posters announcing a 10:I.5 p.m...
...That is the good news...
...9 Mr...
...Ever since May, 1978, when Mrs...
...The terrified males at the University of California in Berkeley have now experienced first-hand the vicious political schemes of what the Hon...
...9 The University of Pennsylvania continues to blossom with New Age wonders...
...Yes, during November and December fifty thousand citizens per day--many of them Christians, some of them Jews, and doubtless many more adhering to no faith whatsoever-will be arrested for nothing more than attempting to bring the blessings of the season to someone they love--often themselves...
...Tommie in his wretched condition, she has contended that his death was accidental, the result of an autoerotic misadventure during which he had attempted to slow the flow of oxygen to his brain, thus heightening his pleasure...
...Tommie returned from shopping to find Mr...
...Barnsley, "On our wedding anniversary, dear wife...
...And evidence mounts that a thaw is spreading throughout Iran...
...Finally, at the University of California in Berkeley, male students and profs have been given back the night and are grateful...
...Aimee Semple McPherson never dreamed such feats were possible...
...Certainly all were aware of the Scandinavian country's reputation for lewd women obsessed with things scortatory and immoral...
...Without identifying any politician in particular, Library officials complained to the New York Times last week about frequent disturbances caused by a patron who arrives at the Library with a yellow wastebasket over his head, another who wears a quiver of arrows while poring over old copies of the Los Angeles Times, and a lady so malodorous that entire sections of the building have emptied upon her approach...
...For the Soviet youngsters it must have been a chilling experience...
...Ngting that " l i v i n g alone can be a positive and' creative e x p e r i e n c e , " its Fall Catalogue of Special Programs is offering Living Alone and Liking It (601), a course that includes such intellectually engaging topics as Developing a Physical, Sensual Relationship with Yourself...
...Some believe it genetic in origin...
...In Mason, Michigan, members of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals went on the alert when a hunter was shot by his hunting dog...
...This time they are hounding her about some old student loans that she, a poor girl from the lumpen malaise, contracted back in the late 1960s...
...No wonder the Hon...
...Orval Wyatt Loyd of killing his mother-in-law with a hatchet when he mistook the 270-pound woman for a raccoon...
Vol. 15 • January 1982 • No. 1
