The Bootblack Stand
Plunkitt, George Washington
"The Bootblack Stand" - eloquent, but not more honest; Caputo was there. A Rumor of War is a book for Vietnam veterans and their loved ones—perhaps especially for the veterans. In the end, the clash of emotions doesn't...
...According to the German press, one young man claimed he was the designer of the Bauhaus chair and the "greatest dancer of his day...
...Even the peace movement looks today, upon reflection, as nothing more than a suburban fad, and the kids have moved from marching to jogging...
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...Twelve percent identified him as Billy Carter's twin brother...
...Violent disagreement from the audience.] Don't ever jog and for God's sake avoid sex...
...George Washington Plunkitt, our prize-winning political analyst, has accepted a staff position with the House Ethics Committee, but he has graciously consented to continue advising American statesmen in these times of trouble...
...The map was on the wall...
...Neo-conservatism...
...I have already gone through five pairs of Adidas Superstars...
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...Plunkitt: Like millions of other Americans determined to realize their potential as human beings, I have taken up jogging...
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...Biting the heads off chickens on the White House portico...
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...He tells me he has never spent an hour exercising...
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...now I play two hours of handball, lift weights, and run...
...Yet the male-dominated capitalist system continues to oppress me and my sisters...
...In the end, the clash of emotions doesn't work...
...What brings us together...
...What can we do to get youth interested in Jimmy...
...Rudolph Hitler and a lifelong proponent of staunch lederhosen...
...Idiots and rascals set themselves up for the pasting they have gotten...
...They made more money but we had more fun—and we did more good...
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...It is an enduring lesson that, on thebattlefield, all wars are the same...
...With Wills exegesis is always difficult...
...Last week ittook me 20 minutes to convince one dumb cop that I was not an "overloaded dump truck...
...Never does he pick up a pen without writing turgid bile chastising a man for being too successful or for being a failure, or making some other idiotic point...
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...And, as I shouted at my press conference, I intend to fight for a "real" federal urban policy...
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...All this is a direct result of vigorous physical exercise which, along with the claptrap about the urgency of a good sex life, is the modern equivalent of the 1920s fad of taking "an apple a day to keep the doctor away...
...Whatever his later sympathy for Joan Baez, she isn't mentioned...
...Why not fight for an end to the war in Vietnam or for the immediate impeachment of Richard Nixon...
...I suggest you make your campaign more relevant...
...Thanks to the eerie conditions of the last decade different strains of intellect are here tonight...
...Government were Hamburg and Dresden, and neither HEW nor HUD had any role there whatsoever...
...We have run through an obsession with Eastern mysticism, encounter sessions, est, organic foods, vitamin binges, and so forth...
...The fact looms large...
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...If we learned nothing else from the 1960s, it was that the onlycities ever improved by the U.S...
...the indecisive moralizing by the former English major doesn't mesh with the terse descriptions of fear and courage in the ricepaddies and the crude field hospitals...
...Hardly a day has gone by in the past 25 years during which I did not swim one to five miles...
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...George Will—who wanted to be here this evening, but he is a jogger and, this is the truth, he has pneumonia—will likewise protest...
...My neurologist is with me tonight, and as soon as this talk is over I intend to apprise him of a numbness that is gently climbing northward from my left foot...
...Through this idiotic decade we have seen more tawdry fads flame out than in any period in our history: sexual revolution proclaimed by grim quacks, solemnly promising a pure heart, a serene pysche, and a sparklingly clean prostate gland through coitus perpetuus...
...A young Christian Democrat called him "the brother of Dr...
...Practically every time I set out on FDR Drive I am pulled over by some stupid cop, complaining that state law requires that I affix a "slow moving vehicle emblem" to my "bumper...
...What about having him join a rock group...
...Consider Garry Wills...
...Neo-intelligence according to Arnold Beichman and to that I agree...
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...We are the neo-intelligent of the party of liberty...
...We all could do worse...
...My joints creak, my limbs ache, and food makes me nauseous...
...To hell with that...
...He stopped writing English around 1975—but what a salubrious sex life...
...Now his transmigration is complete...
...LSD and other chiliastic movements vouchsafed only by illicit science...
...The tedious finger-wagging aside, it is the timeless nobility of brave men that Caputo admires...
...We walk arm in arm with the gods...
...I am a lifelong athlete, and I spend more time with doctors than with my wife...
...Sure, I have the heart of a bull elephant, but it pumps blood into an anatomical wasteland...
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...In the South Bronx, admittedly, the government has accomplished half of what it accomplished in Dresden, but it is unlikely that the inhabitants will ever recover, for there is no sign the government will ever let up...
...This worries us, for, as the saying goes, youth is America's proverbial future...
...Now this is perhaps a digression, but it needs to be said...
...A sizable percentage thought he was President Nixon's appointee, while others identified him as "Larry Flynt's brother-in-law," "the Perry Como of country music," and "the winner of the Kentucky Derby...
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...avant-garde culture—what's dreadful is instructive...
...And look what it does to the mind...
...GWP REFLECTIONS ON A MERRY STATE (continued from page 4) and all the parallels have been drawn, it is enough to say that we are left with Jimmy Carter, a chaste and forward-looking Harding...
...Let me say it here and now—all these simpletons jogging towards eternal youth, jogging from the bony grasp of the reaper —they are shortening their lives with every step...
...I am in a constant state of ill health, and am known to every mortician in Bloomington...
...I am seeking the Democratic nomination for Ed Koch's old congressional seat...
...If Irving Kristol (who is about to light up a cigarette...
...I can tell you I am some kind of runner...
...Powell: How about getting Jimmy busted for smoking dope...
...the intellectual curiosity of our youth is amazing...
...But I grow thirsty...
...I thank the Baron for putting this together despite ailments even beyond my own, and I thank you all, and charge you to take on the most gifted bartenders we could find in all New York City...
...There is not a pharmaceutical company in the country I am unfamiliar with...
...The value of Caputo's work is in the descriptions of young men risking death to rescue wounded buddies, which happened as often as the incidents of cowardice and cruelty of which we are constantly reminded...
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...Significantly, Caputo dedicates his book to two of his comrades, an enlisted man and an officer who both fell in Vietnam...
...Old liberalism...
...Marx and Lenin have been undone by the promise of California...
...women's liberation, homosexual liberation, and now animal liberation...
...Look at Bob Nisbet...
...Plunkitt: Recent German studies claim that an immense number of German teenagers are ignorant of Adolf Hitler...
...Who would have believed it possible...
...He was a model Republican until sometime in 1969 when he fell into the arms of an intellectual cutie from Haight Ashbury and juvenesced until, by 1973, I could never read the classified section of the New York Review of Books without thinking of him...
...More violent disagreement.] Theeffects it can have on your heart and lower spinal column can be irreversible...
...So only allow me to say that our job has been easy...
...To one young person he was "the oddball of the Carter family...
...What we discovered was not good...
...so is Bob Nisbet) were ever to give up that tobacco cloud that hovers over him, his life would be thrown into immediate peril...
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...Such ignorance of a man who has done so much for world agriculture is worrisome in the extreme, causing us fellows at the White House to poll American teens about Jimmy...
...He looks like a man of mid-40s—and in truth he was 92 years old last Saturday...
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Vol. 11 • February 1978 • No. 4
