The Chronicles of Bustos Domecq
Crawford, Alan
I believe it is no exaggeration to state that the next quarter-century may well determine whether this nation in fact survives; yet it was Reagan alone, speaking just a few moments after...
...Cicero's...
...And that, of course, is the problem of satire today...
...Of Domecq's Universal Theater when there exist the Happenings of Allan Kaprow and Claes Oldenburg...
...Now I did not and do not regard Ronatd Reagan as some kind of savior...
...There is one Cesar Paladion, who "reaching into the depths of his soul...published a series of books that expressed him utterly--without over-burdening the already unwieldy corpus of bibliography or falling into the alI-too-easy vanity of writing a single new line...
...Nonetheless, one fears that Borges and Bioy-Casares have undertaken the impossible...
...It was the first to reveal the Nixon impoundments, the first to report why Congress didn't investigate Watergate before the election, and in so doing, became the first monthly magazine to do original reporting about Watergate...
...When everything that appears in the Times is so hilarious, he asked, where is there room, or need, for Punch...
...for Jose Tafas who, with photographic fidelity, painted cityscapes of Buenos Aires, only to blacken them completely with shoe polish...
...The New York Times says it's "indispensable...
...Domecq sings comparable dithyrambs to Hitario Lambkin Formento, the author of a lengthy treatise on Dante, who "after Alan Crawford is special assistant to Senator James L. Buckley of New York...
...This act, Domecq is quick to remind us, constitutes no mere theft but the greatest work of descriptive criticism ever penned...
...Theirs--the idea seems to be--is not to reason why, theirs is just to buy, buy, buy...
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...If you aren't afraid of being right too soon, give it a try...
...and for Antarctica A. Garay, whose "concave sculpture" consists of rubbish configurations to be appreciated by contemplating the spaces between them...
...For Ronald Reagan spoke to this nation, with an eloquence that springs only from the deepest and most serious conviction, about those issues which I believe should be the first concern of civilized and responsible men...
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...Composed by the Argentine master Borges and his longtime friend and collaborator Bioy-Casares, this riotous spoof explodes the purveyors of Modernist nonsense in literature, painting, sculpture, and architecture as well as the deluded pundits who lend them respectability...
...Loomis, a poet whose entire works consist of six oneword poems...
...and it is this for which I personally wish to express my gratitude to the man my party chose not to nominate...
...The contemporary painter, composer, filmmaker, and novelist, ever jealous of his privileged position, has increasingly excluded the public from his bizarre rites...
...But I believe Richard Schweiker may well have been right in saying, on the morning following Gerald Ford's nomination, that Americans had lost their chance to have the best leader ever presented to this generation...
...the refried fiction of William S. Burroughs...
...thunders Domecq...
...We can take solace in the fact that Borges is not one of them...
...What phantasm from this, Borges' second Book of Imaginary Beings, can compete with Chris Burden, who has nailed himself to the hood of a Volkswagen, had himself shot at, stuffed into a foot locker, and immersed in water until he fainted, and has crawled bellydown through a street strewn with shattered glassmall in the name of Art...
...It was the first magazine to reveal the political contributions of the dairy lobby, and in an article that won two of journalism's most distinguished awards, the first to tell of the Army's spying on civilian politics...
...But no matter...
...Thus did Oscar Wilde disclose the dark secret of the Modernist aberration in the arts...
...No spasm of the avant-garde escapes Domecq's attention," none is unworthy of his praise...
...If I don t like it, I'll simply write "cancel" across the bill and that will be | that...
...Paladion, we learn, "granted his name" to such works as The Pathfinder, Uncle Tom's Cabin, The Eclectic Reader (2nd Series), and a rendering in Latin of De Divinatione...
...And what Latin it was...
...BOOK REVIEW The Chronicles of Bustos Domecq byJorge Luis Borges and Adolfo Bioy-Casares / Dutton / $7.95 Alan Crawford "To be intelligible today is to be found out...
...The Washington Monthly has been ahead of its time in many other ways...
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...And two years before Arthur Schlesinger, Jr.'s The Imperial Presidency, we published "The Prince and His Courtiers at the White House, the Kremlin, and the Reichschancellery...
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...Our article on the dangers of nuclear hijacking was a year ahead of The New Yorker's...
...It is this which I hope to remember of the 1976 campaign...
...But no superlatives can adequately convey Domecq's adoration for Santiago Ginsberg, who imparts special connotations to everyday words ("mailbox" in a Ginsberg poem means "accidental, fortuitous, incompatible with a cosmos...
...Each of the illegitimate sons of Dada whom Domecq praises is inadvertently proven a fraud, and, as the reader makes his way through this little book, Domecq's own repugnant character--literary hanger-on, press agent for the avant-garde, eager of drinks, and windy bore--is devastatingl} revealed...
...And The Washington Post says it "does its specialty-government and politics-better than any other magazine around...
...In an article that won yet another award, it told "Why the White House Press Didn't Get the Watergate Story...
...What, I ask you, would H. Bustos Domecq make of him...
...Domecq has slight reservations about one of them, "Beret," which "suffers from a certain coldness,...perhaps attributable to the demand it makes on the reader of having to learn French...
...Our case against social security was made two years before Harper's...
...A spoof of this kind is thus impossible, and therein lies the failure of this book...
...As Goldsmith reminds us, every absurdity may now have a champion...
...32 The Alternative: An American Spectator October 1976 Five years before the near-bankruptcy of New York, The Washington Monthly, the liberal magazine that questions liberal orthodoxy, began its attack on the swollen bureaucracies with articles called "We're All Working for the Penn Central" and "America the Featherbedded...
...yet it was Reagan alone, speaking just a few moments after Gerald Ford had accepted the Republican nomination, who reminded the nation in the most graceful and elegant language of the campaign that the question of survival is precisely what confronts it...
...the ineffable silence of John Cage...
...Then there is F.J.C...
...All of this precious befuddlement Borges and Bioy-Casares serve up with a superb sense of irony: allusions to imaginary artists abound, insufferable pedantry is played upon with admirable delicacy...
...For no sooner have they penned these witty little essays than the objects of their derision, the mock artistes of their wildest imaginings, have become hopelessly obsolete...
...Nor am I particularly despondent about the choices that remain at the polls this year, and I retain a residual faith both in our citizenry and in the workings of our system...
...As long as there are writers such as Borges whose erudition, wisdom, and cultivation prevefit their even envisioning the last gasps of the Humanist tradition, all is not lost...
...In either case, the complimentary copy is mine to keep...
...the early films of Andy Warhol...
...Where is the place for Antarctica A. Garay when, in our colleges and universities, students create "environmental sculpture"--piles of dirt which wash away with the rain...
...Our age is so overflowing with absurdity," Malcolm Muggeridge once observed, "that it defies mockery...
...for Adalberto Vilaseco, who published the same poem repeatedly under different titles...
...If Chris Burden did not exist, I would defy Borges (or anyone, for that matter) to invent him...
...Such a critic is H. Bustos Domecq, the alleged author of these Chronicles, a diverting collection of self-serious essays on mock artistes...
...mature reflection...did away with the introduction, notes, index, publisher's name and address, and gave to the printer Dante's work...
...And so, as the contemporary artist has descended deeper and deeper into obscurity and incoherence, there have arisen the arbitores inelegantiarum, critical middlemen whose function is to inform the Great Unwashed why they should revere trash...
...Time says The Washington Monthly is "must reading...
...and I confess to a certain wistful regret that Ronald Reagan will not be on the ballot this November...
...We then questioned the high salaries and pensions enjoyed by civil servants and warned of the growing power of public employees' unions...
...Where, indeed, we might ask, is the place for Bustos Domecq when we already have the likes of Parker Tyler, Jonas Mekas, and Andrew Porter...
Vol. 10 • October 1976 • No. 1
